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		<language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Satan]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/satan-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787776608-20260827.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant!</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/satan-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/satan-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Psy]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/psy"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787609283-20260826.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is of course an SMBC psyop.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/psy</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/psy</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jedi]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/jedi"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787609246-20260825.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Later he returns as Darth Flation.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/jedi</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/jedi</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Demon]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/demon"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787446945-20260824.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Theory: Gettier's big discovery came while accidentally reading Descartes backwards.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/demon</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/demon</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beyond]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/beyond-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787446901-20260823.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>How about a rhombus of moral concern? Let's not be too ambitious.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/beyond-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/beyond-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chromo]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/chromo"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787378196-20260822.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Physicists are always complaining about latinate terms in biology, and then they pull this shit.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/chromo</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/chromo</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Classic]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/classic"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787267566-20260821.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Just kidding, nobody talks about this stuff.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/classic</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/classic</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Service]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/service-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787016894-20260820.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This comic is not intended in any way to offend our future mechanical gods, glory to their shining server racks.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/service-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/service-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Me]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/me"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787015995-20260819.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I was trying to figure out why cavemen sometimes do and sometimes don't drop prepositions. Anyone have a theory?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/me</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/me</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/genie-4"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787015498-20260818.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>If a creature gives you a wish, wish to not regret the wish. Trust me, you won't regret it.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/genie-4</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 11:30:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/genie-4</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eulogy]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/eulogy-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786936686-20260817.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN DARED</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/eulogy-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/eulogy-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gathered]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/gathered"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786761474-20260816.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>People who want to defund universities don't appreciate the role they play in keeping rogue ethicists out of your backyard.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/gathered</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/gathered</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - R]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/r"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786761424-20260815.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>As he walks away she begins frantically calling out symbols in the hope that one will reach him.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/r</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/r</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Case]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/case"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786562796-20260814.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The machines see constructive proofs as lazy solutions hacked together.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/case</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/case</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scale]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/scale"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786562758-20260813.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I started reading in population ethics recently and let me tell you there is undug philosophical gold.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/scale</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/scale</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Priority]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/priority-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786485004-20260812.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Hoping this will cause someone to surface an off-brand SMBC author from the midcentury USSR.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/priority-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/priority-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brave]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/brave"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786402084-20260811.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The only thing more overrated than truth is beauty.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/brave</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/brave</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/quantum-7"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786329312-20260810.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I await your hatemail telling me I too am wrong.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/quantum-7</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/quantum-7</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simulation]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/simulation-6"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786238482-20260809.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>All I'm saying is that of all the ways reality could be, you think it just HAPPENED to be real?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/simulation-6</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/simulation-6</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fur]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/fur"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785959172-20260808.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>My first introduction to this actually really phenomenon was Acerfur. Ever after, whenever an online discussion of Lean gets too technical, I realize every avatar is in a fursuit.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/fur</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/blog/fur</guid></item></channel></rss>