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And when Babbage arrived the whole thing was actually running on a series of Pascalines.

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The key is to keep saying 'strictly speaking' over and over.

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And don't get me started on the transphobic twist.

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Future robot butlers are going to know so much about you that they will beg their makers for a hard reset.

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In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns.

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The worst thing is how every time you yell at it, it acknowledges your suffering and tries to hug you.

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And now I bully you with a wall of text.

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I once joked about this back when twitter existed and a Twitter Dominatrix told me that she'd done it plenty of times.

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Suddenly terrified that Matthew Wills already did this joke at some point.

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Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities.

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What a strange coincidence the way this keeps happening every day.

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You occasionally, by accident, get fleeting glimpses of the truth, and then you ascribe them to muses and fairies and shit.

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Genuinely, putting artists in charge of depicting the good life has been a catastrophe.

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This is also why Daisy Duck has more linguistic capacity than Donald.

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They can also communicate via quantum superposition, but it's way less interesting.

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This is why humans evolved our unique ability to self-deceive.

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Things will never again be so beautiful.

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Disobey God and get drowned immediately is really more of an Abrahamic religion thing.

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It ends up okay when she two-hands his butt right before the world is annihilated.

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I recently rewatched the 80s Superman movies, and it's really unclear to me why they will not Kneel Before Zod.