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This is one of those jokes where the moment I finish drawing it I realize someone has probably already done it. But then, given that this is recursive, there's at least some layer of Doom on Doom that has not yet been achieved.

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This sort of thing is why I will likely never write fantasy.

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If you disagree, find me a recent source specifically proving Descartes wrong.

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Just a reminder that I am available for commencement speeches, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs.

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A note of appreciation to the 4 of you who started laughing on the first panel.

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SMBC will be at Davos this year, if someone at Davos looks at it on their phone.

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This is the actual plot of The Hobbit. The entire journey is meant to convince Frodo to just stay home ever after.

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Really should've asked about the ship label before he got in.

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I find cheese really good for when I have a stomach-wants-cheese, or when my head feels a little cheese-wanty.

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Having a purpose was your first mistake. Wanting it to have meaning was a mental health calamity.

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This is one of those jokes you make, then realize people in the field have probably been saying it verbatim for 20 years.

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You exist in a perpetual state of just about to get to Disney World.

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The hard thing about male clowns is you have to disbud them at a young age are they get dangerous.

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The worst part about being a caveman is people constantly yelling questions about seed oil and fermented foods when you're just trying to relax.

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The only annoying part is how the Ai keeps complimenting your blackmail skills instead of ruining the world.

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You've got to own that feeling, girl.

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I want to be buried at the K-T boundary holding a box of brass gears marked Time Machine.

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Kicking myself for not teeing this up as a major kickstarter.

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Oddly enough, Ouroboros is also the sound a snake makes when trying to do this.

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I'm so incredibly available to write this movie and 17 sequels. It's like the movie Wall Street, but with dolls.