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Yeah, but we get to live again after that. Just not with our loved ones.

Edminster wrote:After the Great Flood, didn't God promise to knock off the whole 'kill everyone but the righteous' thing?

Well, you know, until the apocalypse anyways.

That's why Mel Gibson gave up Jesus after his wife was killed by M. Night Shyamalan.

why did he get one free go before doing it then?

After the Great Flood, didn't God promise to knock off the whole 'kill everyone but the righteous' thing?

All those natural disasters that destroy all those lives can't be made on a small budget you know! He needs to get the money from somewhere.

He wants to stay rich.

If he's rich, why does he always ask for money?

Or perhaps he just asked some nerd. Paid for it, for all we know.
God is rich, right?

Yay! You set 'em up, I knock 'em down!

I bet he can do it because he's a god.

This was the direction I was pointing in, and you followed my pointing, and went that direction, and you shall be awarded 1 (one) megapoint for that. (If you had used the actual term 'care bears' it would have been 1 (also one) megapoint less.)

Don't you think this Bear God has an interesting website? How would he type that without the use of question marks - or some kind of speech-to-text program for that matter?

I am not a care kind of bear.

Because I didn't care. I am not a care kind of human.

Why ask that


why not ask why bear god said text-to-speech when this wouldn't help someone with a typing problem