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I thought zero equals zero.

moar liek caroline why didn't i tell you sex equals zero

A sex dungeon?

The sexiest piece of clothing is four steel walls.

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are you an idiot? the sexiest clothing is a fursuit

Nudity ruins sexiness too. A parka is the sexiest outfit.

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That was unnecessarily hurtful

[i]You[/i] people. That's right I said it.

Some people.

I actually should confess I've never actually watched a porno, but since sex ruins the sexiness of many things, I felt it an accurate statement.

[quote="Olax"]Why would anyone want to believe there's a reason for two (or more) people (or creatures of any kind) to have sex?[/quote]

Who knows why people do anything.

Although a lot of things are sexier without sex, porn isn't about sexiness. Acting ruins porn. Why would anyone want to believe there's a reason for two (or more) people (or creatures of any kind) to have sex?

Sex scenes ruin porn. It's always much sexier without.

[quote="DonRetrasado"][i]Pirates[/i] and its sequel are the most expensive pornos ever made (parodying Pirates of the Caribbean). They have, like, special effects n' shit.[/quote]
Pirates was probably the worst porn I ever watched. I skipped all the sex scenes.