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It's cool, breeze. They all took some tramadol.

It has been 9 days and Poland is not destroyed yet that I've heard. Does it really take that long to destroy Poland?

You already did that one. What are you going to do about health-care?




Who am I kidding? He's* already got my vote.



*Or she. I'm not sure I know how to sex Poles.

I wish someone would just blow Poland up already. I have other things to worry about.

The suspense is killing me! I can only listen for so long.

Please, we're listening! Enough caps, and try to be a little more coherent.

I'm listening.

POLAND IS BEING DESTROYED. ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE EVIL COMMUNISTS AND CRYPTO FACISTS TRYING TO DESTROY POLAND. ISRAEL AND SAUDI ARABIA ARE TYING TO DESTROY POLAND WITH THERE EVIL MOON GODS. ALL GODS BUT THE CHRISTIAN GOD ARE FALSE. ALL THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE ARE DOOMED TO HELL. SO ARE THE HITERLITES IN GERMANY AND THE STALINISTS IN RUSSIA. POLAND MUST FIGHT TO BE THE ONLY REAL COUNTRY. ALL COUNTRIES WANT TO DESTROY POLAND BUT I WON'T LET THEM. LISTEN

FINALLY, someone says what we're all thinking. Us Russian/Germans have been working hard for years without enough recognition.

Lethal Interjection wrote:Sometimes?

Only sometimes? I am extremely disappointed. I thought you were one of the cool guys, but I know better now.

So the Declaration of Independence* was a hoax?

*of any countries that is not Poland

Kimra wrote:You should only ever donate money to African princes. Are you addled?

Sometimes?

You should only ever donate money to African princes. Are you addled?

Do you have a newsletter? A usenet group? Something I can join to learn more?

I would also like to donate many monies to your cause.

This is also my reasoning when I play Civilisation V as the Polish Empire.