[2011-May-24] Why would you lubricate a monocle?

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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by Dudeface » Sun May 29, 2011 6:08 pm

It seems like you guys weren't looking at the alignment.

the torn off part easily could have 'UNL' on it.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by GUTCHUCKER » Wed May 25, 2011 1:32 am

You guys are all reading it wrong. It says LUCUBRATED monocle. Very victorian!

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by Felstaff » Tue May 24, 2011 9:44 pm

They're branching out. Soon you'll be able to get strawberry flavoured pince-nez, and Durex bi-focals for the bi-curious.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by Quintushalls » Tue May 24, 2011 9:00 pm

I prefer my monocles to be ribbed for my pleasure.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by caltrop » Tue May 24, 2011 6:11 pm

You would want a lubricated monocle:
1. So that the first word read on the package is "lubricated," not "monocle"
2. ... ... To strengthen your cheek muscle?

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by AHMETxRock » Tue May 24, 2011 5:24 pm

Your expectations are not met. You expect it to be a condom, but it is something almost ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by Kevin » Tue May 24, 2011 5:05 pm

I'm lost. what's the punch line?

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by AHMETxRock » Tue May 24, 2011 4:36 pm

It's a sex toy. He wasn't wearing it for his VISION.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by The Naughty Professor » Tue May 24, 2011 3:48 pm

The look on the guy's face is priceless. The girl is actually pretty cute too.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by Lethal Interjection » Tue May 24, 2011 2:59 pm

I don't know about the lubrication, but I would enjoy having a monocle that is sold in a condom wrapper.*

*Note: It would have to be sealed.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by boss dog » Tue May 24, 2011 1:16 pm

this is the greatest smbc comic ever written

the look on the dudes' face, fucking brilliant

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by DonRetrasado » Tue May 24, 2011 1:16 pm

voodooKobra can only afford a hollow barrel with suspenders and "POOR" written on the front.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by voodooKobra » Tue May 24, 2011 12:17 pm

Sahan wrote:I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.

I'm a pauper. >:[

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by Sahan » Tue May 24, 2011 10:22 am

I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

Post by detcader » Tue May 24, 2011 7:09 am

Khan Academy is so dope

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