[2011-May-31] Sex with humans and other things

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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:49 pm

His being omniscient makes it harder to relocate them, too.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Sahan » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:09 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:
Edminster wrote:Blood transfusions are the 'in' thing with the kids these days.

Just another cool thing that Jehovah's Witnesses can't do.

Bet those guys wish they never witnessed that guy in the first place now.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by DuckReconMajor » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:16 pm

Kaharz wrote:Nice, all the STDs, none of the sex.

'cept crabs

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Lethal Interjection » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:39 pm

Edminster wrote:Blood transfusions are the 'in' thing with the kids these days.

Just another cool thing that Jehovah's Witnesses can't do.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Kaharz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:46 am

Edminster wrote:Blood transfusions are the 'in' thing with the kids these days.


Nice, all the STDs, none of the sex.

I must be behind the times though. I thought the hip thing still involved laxatives and home enema kits.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Edminster » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:50 am

Blood transfusions are the 'in' thing with the kids these days.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by DuckReconMajor » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:45 am

I don't get the high school date one. Does he mean spit?

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by carbonstealer » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:56 am

The thing about shower sex is that is difficult to make dirty

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Sahan » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:26 am

Yes, let's create a international census so we can more accurately determine how often people have sex with/in their showers.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by alaskan_pixie » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:51 am

Anon wrote:Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?

...right guys?


I was thinking more towards the middle... Like, the occasional shower sex or something

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by voodooKobra » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:44 pm

Where are keyboards on that graph?

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Eisbreaker » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:50 pm

What if they were masturbating to the abstract notion of chicks with glasses?

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Felstaff » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:15 pm

Sorry, everyone.

I'll stop.

In fourteen seconds or so.















There.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by Kaharz » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:55 pm

I think if you masturbate to someone without them wanting you to, it automatically makes you creepy.

Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Post by carbonstealer » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:45 pm

I am a chick and I wear glasses, and I can testify that men have jacked off to me and that they were VERY creepy. I think that proves everything that has just been said

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