[2011-May-19] Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide

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Re: [2011-May-19] Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide

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Re: [2011-May-19] Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide

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Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by GUTCHUCKER » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:06 am

That's a matter of opinion

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Lethal Interjection » Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:17 am

P.Tsunami wrote:I can assure Mr. Weiner that the number of people that love jokes about aesthetic relativism is <1 at the very least. This one made my day.
The number of people who like those jokes is less than one at the very least. I think that is true about anything.

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by P.Tsunami » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:49 pm

I can assure Mr. Weiner that the number of people that love jokes about aesthetic relativism is <1 at the very least. This one made my day.

Re: #2250 Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Kovvy » Fri May 20, 2011 1:36 pm

If I wanted to do math I wouldn't have sex so much!

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Quintushalls » Fri May 20, 2011 9:15 am

Felstaff wrote:I got 5.72, does that mean my sex is >5x better than yours? This seems to not take into account that sex that takes a long time != better.
Yes, Yes it does. :cry: I figured sex as a unit of time for measuring something tangible like prostitution since there is usually a charge by time (act depending). The longer your pleasure, the greater it is, and therefore more valuable an investment.
GUTCHUCKER wrote:I say that sex is five, and uber sex is ten on my scale, whereas masturbation is one. Therefore uber sex is both twice sex and ten times masturbation.
My scale is legitimate and elite.
Amazing! I bow before you.

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Felstaff » Fri May 20, 2011 9:07 am

I got 5.72, does that mean my sex is >5x better than yours? This seems to not take into account that sex that takes a long time != better.

I have a stopwatch and I time every sexual act. It's one of those loud ticktickticktickticktick stopwatches that beeps twice after every minute. Suffice to say, four beeps is more than enough Felstaffian action for the lucky lady, so I aim for this exact figure every time.

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by carbonstealer » Fri May 20, 2011 8:56 am

SEX IS FOR FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS NOBODY IS IMMATURE TO DO THAT ANYMORE GOSH

The young are taking over sex as an activity, soon it will be the social equivalent of spending all your time taking "selfies" for myspace

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by GUTCHUCKER » Fri May 20, 2011 5:49 am

I say that sex is five, and uber sex is ten on my scale, whereas masturbation is one. Therefore uber sex is both twice sex and ten times masturbation.
My scale is legitimate and elite.

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by DonRetrasado » Fri May 20, 2011 5:03 am

This is the kind of person who says "bell curve" when they really mean "number".

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Quintushalls » Fri May 20, 2011 3:20 am

Edminster wrote:oh my god you are a colossal nerd

e: and not in the good way
ha ha. I figured it is something you can do in your head on the fly, and no need to calculate the test statistic. I would gage her values, but I thought that would be too nerdy, even though it would help figure if my performance was improving over time. It would have been more nerdy to use the equation if the number of partners were 1. How pleasurable sex is, I believe, is hard to figure out without some kind of standards of measure.
Apocalyptus wrote:Plus, ten minutes as the maximum measurable time achievement? Really?
I was thinking on a scale, but yeah, let's make it any amount.

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Apocalyptus » Fri May 20, 2011 3:16 am

If you have the presence of mind to go through all that afterwards, you're doing it wrong.
Plus, ten minutes as the maximum measurable time achievement? Really?

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri May 20, 2011 3:15 am

Edminster wrote:oh my god you are a colossal nerd

e: and not in the good way
Don't encourage him! That's exactly what he wants you to say.

Re: Pillow Talk: A Worldwide Based Guide [2011-May-19]

by Edminster » Fri May 20, 2011 3:08 am

oh my god you are a colossal nerd

e: and not in the good way

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