by if only » Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:06 am
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2379#comic
Man if only it was half as exciting as pus.
More like:
"Dr come quick, we need you to sign this form that needs you to sign it in 3 places, but not the 3 you already signed it, or else we can't give the treatment you requested yesterday but we only just found this mistake now because the lab picked it up and if you don't sign it now we're gonna go on hand-over and then the pt won't get it until next week because today is Friday; and then if you don't mind can you write up a fluid order on bed 7 and then rewrite the med chart for beds 6,7,8,12, and 14 - i know she has 15 medications but they were all changed by the night staff last night and now the pharmacy can't get half of them, and besides she went into renal failure this morning, and then after that can you attend a mandatory "how to put out someones teeth when they are on fire, but NOW spitting in their mouth is no longer the accepted method" training session that is only 4hrs for this module, and if you don't attend we won't let you practice, and then.... "
PS no jibe at nurses intended above - I love nurses. This is just a general whinge about the cruel torture devised by admin staff: death by a million papercuts...
S
[url]http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2379#comic[/url]
Man if only it was half as exciting as pus.
More like:
"Dr come quick, we need you to sign this form that needs you to sign it in 3 places, but not the 3 you already signed it, or else we can't give the treatment you requested yesterday but we only just found this mistake now because the lab picked it up and if you don't sign it now we're gonna go on hand-over and then the pt won't get it until next week because today is Friday; and then if you don't mind can you write up a fluid order on bed 7 and then rewrite the med chart for beds 6,7,8,12, and 14 - i know she has 15 medications but they were all changed by the night staff last night and now the pharmacy can't get half of them, and besides she went into renal failure this morning, and then after that can you attend a mandatory "how to put out someones teeth when they are on fire, but NOW spitting in their mouth is no longer the accepted method" training session that is only 4hrs for this module, and if you don't attend we won't let you practice, and then.... "
PS no jibe at nurses intended above - I love nurses. This is just a general whinge about the cruel torture devised by admin staff: death by a million papercuts...
S