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But that's hard when you're in the next country. You have to find sea level and shit.

[quote="Nuke"]See, this doesn't work on the properly crazy and clingy. They'll try to do it, and then where are you?[/quote]
Six feet above her.

In disguise the next country over, hopefully

See, this doesn't work on the properly crazy and clingy. They'll try to do it, and then where are you?

Words to live by.

[quote="Oldrac the Chitinous"]Not likely. But passable, maybe.[/quote]
Well she's not asking him to digest it properly. And I think maybe you don't want to be with her if she's going to examine your excrement.

Not likely. But passable, maybe.

But digestible ones.

But then you get a ton of jagged brick shards.

I'm thinking he was a pansy, all he needed was a hammer to break it up a bit. Shesh, whinner.

When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you... Sure I'll eat the brick! What's a big sister for?

No, see, if he ate the brick, the girl would be contractually obligated to love that guy for the rest of her life.

Actually many people eat bricks because they want this is called pica
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29

I would eat a brick for a good girl but I doubt that a girl would change her mind because of that.

Climb montains and cross valleys on the other hand are much harder to do...

The problem is portion size, really.

Honestly with a little processing I don't think eating a brick over a period of time would be all that hard.