by smiley_cow » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:44 pm
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: You hold it's nose until it turns blue and shoot with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: You open the door, you take the elephant out and you put the giraffe in.
Q: The lion, the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all of the animals. Who doesn't come?
A: The giraffe. It's in the refrigerator.
Q: There's two explorers who are trying to cross a river of crocodile infested waters. How do they get across?
A: Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: You hold it's nose until it turns blue and shoot with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: You open the door, you take the elephant out and you put the giraffe in.
Q: The lion, the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all of the animals. Who doesn't come?
A: The giraffe. It's in the refrigerator.
Q: There's two explorers who are trying to cross a river of crocodile infested waters. How do they get across?
A: Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting.