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Felstaff wrote:

Lethal Interjection wrote:So you spent the time to do the math, but you couldn't read less than 2 pages of comments?

Guest wrote:I enjoy the math...

I LOL'd!

That's some Oscar Wilde shit.

Felstaff wrote:

Lethal Interjection wrote:So you spent the time to do the math, but you couldn't read less than 2 pages of comments?

Guest wrote:I enjoy the math...

I LOL'd!

I must confess, so did I. If only it was intentionally funny.

That's a fucking snap in my opinion!

Lethal Interjection wrote:So you spent the time to do the math, but you couldn't read less than 2 pages of comments?

Guest wrote:I enjoy the math...

I LOL'd!

Have I? 0.o

Okay I'm lying clearly I was being rude. Be not alarmed random 'guest' it takes great effort and stupidity to offend me.

Have I offended?

We have something in common! I didn't read your comments either.

I enjoy the math...

also, just to get a rough estimate of the expansion rate, let's say it's about five inches long and one inch thick, or 6.5*10^-5 cubic meters.

[(9.11*10^78 cubic meters)/(6.5*10^-5 cubic meters)]^(276.802^-1 seconds)= [growth rate per second]

Wolfram|alpha go!

[growth rate per second]~=2

so there we go. a 5 inch long, 1 inch thick penis that doubles in size every second and ignores the speed of light will expand to the volume of the universe in 276.802 seconds. The answer is so close to doubling per second that i'm tempted to believe that this was the same way zach performed the calculation, which allows me to say with a degree of certainty that Zach intended the penis in question to be of the aforementioned dimensions. Mystery solved!

Guest wrote:I didn't read all the comments so its possible someone's already done this, but...

So you spent the time to do the math, but you couldn't read less than 2 pages of comments?

I didn't read all the comments so its possible someone's already done this, but...

Assuming the penis's volume increases geometrically (which must be how the kid is calculating a number this low) the the equation is

[initial volume]*[growth rate per second]^(276.802 seconds)=volume of the universe

and if the known universe is considered to be a sphere 13.7 billion light years in radius, then


[initial volume]*[growth rate per second]^(276.802 seconds)=(4/3)pi(13.7 billion light years)^3

or

[initial volume]*[growth rate per second]^(276.802 seconds)=(9.11*10^78 cubic meters)

it's a two variable equation, so that's about as far as we can go unless we want to guess at either its initial size or geometric growth rate. Feel free to try.

6015 years, give or take a few months. Heretic!

The universe is 6000 years old, for every second goes by a randomly selected second is deleted.

It's never been said to my face, but I'm aware that my mother had to give up studying engineering at university once I came onto the scene, and the fact that she did saddens her. She managed to complete a degree in accounting studying part-time since then and finally changed from a part-time job to full-time one as a tax accountant because she feels my sister and I are old enough now, so it's not all doom and gloom, though.

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:You know what else was an accident? Penisillin.

Just to be topical. No Kimras were harmed in the making of this post.

Teflon was an accident.

You know what else was an accident? Penicillin.

What I am trying to say here is that Kimra probably has strong antibacterial properties.