To say otherwise would be an affront
I was waiting for the exact opposite of "Classy Lady" and left disappointed.
Anyway, bacon is part of ALL THE FOOD GROUPS!
Fruit - Honeydew Bacon
Vegetable - Avocado Bacon
Dairy - Eggs n' Bacon
Grain: BLT
Meat: Bacon Bacon
Sweet: Maple Bacon
Vitamin: Flintstone bacon
Condiment: Baconaise
Pizza: Pizza Bacon
Seasoning: Peppered Bacon
Liquid: Baconade
Liquor: Vodka Bacon