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And when I say "assigned there", I mean I visited the site often. Yes. That is what I meant.

GUTCHUCKER wrote:That is not true. You are angry for stupid reasons.

Actually, if he's angry at TV Tropes, then he's angry for legitimate reasons. I should know, I was assigned there once.

That is not true. You are angry for stupid reasons.

Good to know.

WRONG WRONG WRONG!

Damn. I'm so sick of that screwed-up mis-interpretation. It's an old TV trope based on a misunderstanding and carried forward by dozens of half-assed whodunits and quarter-assed CSI programs. Cyanide DOES NOT smell or taste like almonds--bitter or otherwise. The FLESH of a CYANIDE-POISONING VICTIM smells like bitter almond--ex post facto. The odor is only a useful datum for medical examiners, and even then the scent of bitter almonds is elusive and not noticed by everyone.

Understood.

JUST KILL EACHOTHER DAMN IT
Oh, er... Don't mind me, carry on.

Oh, you guys.

just kidding it wouldn't be the same without you!

Oh, well, yeah, that'll be fine with... with me, too.

I don't mind, that's cool.

We're cool.

I'll... I'll catch you all later then.

*cries*

That's alright, we can all do our own murder-suicides.

I'm not saying that doesn't sound fun, but these days I get tired after even one murder-suicide, and that's local.

Global as in multiple instances around the globe.

Woah, I never once threatened global murder-suicide.

or maybe 19 panels of narration culminating in the word boner