[2012-Jun-09] The Church Hates Sex

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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Kimra » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:18 pm

With choir boys.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Guest1 » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:16 am

Ooopsy wrote:Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.

What are you talking about? This joke never gets old.
TITLE wrote:The Church Hates Sex

NO! The church loves sex.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Kaharz » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:02 am

Salacious Schoolmate wrote:This was the plot of Luther, a fictional television program. Must try harder to differentiate between fiction and reality.


But Mazes and Monsters was based on a true story, right?*

*or at least some really poorly researched and erroneous newspaper articles based on a wacky hypothesis concocted by a private investigator.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Salacious Schoolmate » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:15 pm

Someone1435687 wrote:Actually, there have been cases of people murdering other people following the rules of a RPG. The difference is that the RPG wasn't D&D, but a self-made one. So, there's a nonzero chance that a mental moron will kill someone after having played too much RPGs, though that chance is lower than, say, people killing each other over a game, videogame, or the TV controller.


This was the plot of Luther, a fictional television program. Must try harder to differentiate between fiction and reality.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Jewlian » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:03 pm

When dealing with a mental moron there is always a non-zero chance s/he will kill you. I think it's easier to ban mental morons.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Someone1435687 » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:49 pm

Actually, there have been cases of people murdering other people following the rules of a RPG. The difference is that the RPG wasn't D&D, but a self-made one. So, there's a nonzero chance that a mental moron will kill someone after having played too much RPGs, though that chance is lower than, say, people killing each other over a game, videogame, or the TV controller.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Shazbot » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:28 am

Ooopsy wrote:Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!



Furthermore, I wish Zach would stop pushing an obvious liberal agenda in his comics. It's just... really lame.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Ooopsy » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:26 am

Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by anus mcgee » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:06 am

OH I GET IT, THE CHURCH IS BAD LIKE USUAL

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Аחоחymоus » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:25 pm

walpole wrote:Hidden graph joke!!!


Keyword "hidden". For me at least. Searching for the hidden joke on Google is my punishment for reading the comics through the RSS feed. (Sans red buttons.)

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Sahan » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:49 am

Enlong wrote:They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.

I see someone who's been through the archives. Nice reference.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Salacious Schoolmate » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:56 pm

People at D&D drink a lot of Mountain Dew.


This has been That's the Joke™

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by Internet Logic Police » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:49 pm

Regarding the hidden Venn diagram, how exactly does the class of mountain dew and the class of dungeons & dragons contain a common element? They don't.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by ChaoticBrain » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:22 pm

sotic wrote:
Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?


Nah, sorry, that's me. I keep needing it to outsmart the mafia.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Post by sotic » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:31 pm

Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?

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