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gemeric wrote:

tudza wrote:I see someone covered my comment already.

How about one made out of mammoth ivory? Pricey, but possible.

How about volcanic glass/obsidian?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=obsidian+glass+dildo&l=1

There you go. You're welcome.

Does anyone know the chemical composition of a dragon dildo?

gemeric wrote:

tudza wrote:I see someone covered my comment already.

How about one made out of mammoth ivory? Pricey, but possible.

How about volcanic glass/obsidian?

I don't even need to search in order to be sure that you can find both of those at EBay. Heck, I bet you could buy a candy dildo there.

tudza wrote:I see someone covered my comment already.

How about one made out of mammoth ivory? Pricey, but possible.

How about volcanic glass/obsidian?

Evil Carl Sagan needed to make an appearance here.
"TECHNICALLY, WHEN YOU BREATHE IN, YOU'RE BREATHING IN AIR THAT HITLER BREATHED OUT!"
And then he punches you in the gut and tells you that your accomplishments are meaningless because Heat Death will render all things moot.
And then he leaves.
[If you're reading this and gunna make a cartoon aboot it, credit and link. ktnx]

I see someone covered my comment already.

How about one made out of mammoth ivory? Pricey, but possible.

Votie.

Trivia: Dildos can be made of a lot of materials other than plastic, including: Rubber, wood, steel, glass, acrylic and silicone.
More Trivia: The absolute majority of the world's petrol reserves come from ancient flora.
Even More Trivia: Dinosaurs and Megafauna are two completely distinct groups of animals who lived in time periods extremely apart from one another.