by nobody » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:36 pm
The bread is the freshest you've ever seen (or smelt), soft and rich. The butter is warm and melts and oozes out of the side of the sandwich. The fattest chef in Arby's lives on a diet of beef and warm diet Pepsi™ and the misshapen unhealthy turds he puts in that sandwich are disgusting beyond belief. Your inevitable vomit on the sandwich the waitress brings you is almost an improvement of your meal. And you must eat it, lest the patrons of Arby's catch wind of an elitist liberal refusing to eat "real american" food.
The bread is the freshest you've ever seen (or smelt), soft and rich. The butter is warm and melts and oozes out of the side of the sandwich. The fattest chef in Arby's lives on a diet of beef and warm diet Pepsi™ and the misshapen unhealthy turds he puts in that sandwich are disgusting beyond belief. Your inevitable vomit on the sandwich the waitress brings you is almost an improvement of your meal. And you must eat it, lest the patrons of Arby's catch wind of an elitist liberal refusing to eat "real american" food.