by neminem-who-doesn't-like-waiting » Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:08 pm
I felt compelled to discover for the first time the existence of an official SMBC forum, to comment that a third category of person exists, the "snarky literalist", who would be neither offended by the grammar nor offended by being called fat, but who would be far more offended that their girlfriend had somehow managed to extract long pork from them without their knowledge, and was now trying to get them to eat their own meat. That is just way too many levels* of disturbing.
* The number of levels being 2. Which is 2 too many.
I felt compelled to discover for the first time the existence of an official SMBC forum, to comment that a third category of person exists, the "snarky literalist", who would be neither offended by the grammar nor offended by being called fat, but who would be far [i]more[/i] offended that their girlfriend had somehow managed to extract long pork from them without their knowledge, and was now trying to get them to eat their own meat. That is just way too many levels* of disturbing.
[size=1]* The number of levels being 2. Which is 2 too many.[/size]