by jtgibson » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:28 pm
Here's a few others for all of 'em, too:
IDEA 1:
Pros:
* Phallic image of vehicle vastly exceeds that of other motorists
Cons:
* Phallic image of vehicle vastly exceeds that of other motorists
IDEA 2:
Pros:
* Given sufficient fuel-to-payload ratio and rocket booster, possible to achieve orbit
Cons:
* Used up stages can only be jettisoned with little risk to people inside car
IDEA 3:
Pros:
* Excellent physical workout will improve candidacy as mate and relieve stress
Cons:
* Pavlovian conditioning may result in punching other objects when no longer inside vehicle
IDEA 4:
Pros:
* Encourages future generations of engineering students to produce conditions where vehicle may be used
Cons:
* No, really, still a stupid idea
IDEA 5:
Pros:
* Can be built out of common household materials, including as little as a cardboard box or even a purely imaginary frame of reference
Cons:
* Escape velocity prevents movement of cargo outside of the vehicle without the use of an additional vehicle
Here's a few others for all of 'em, too:
IDEA 1:
Pros:
* Phallic image of vehicle vastly exceeds that of other motorists
Cons:
* Phallic image of vehicle vastly exceeds that of other motorists
IDEA 2:
Pros:
* Given sufficient fuel-to-payload ratio and rocket booster, possible to achieve orbit
Cons:
* Used up stages can only be jettisoned with little risk to people [i]inside[/i] car
IDEA 3:
Pros:
* Excellent physical workout will improve candidacy as mate and relieve stress
Cons:
* Pavlovian conditioning may result in punching other objects when no longer inside vehicle
IDEA 4:
Pros:
* Encourages future generations of engineering students to produce conditions where vehicle may be used
Cons:
* No, really, still a stupid idea
IDEA 5:
Pros:
* Can be built out of common household materials, including as little as a cardboard box or even a purely imaginary frame of reference
Cons:
* Escape velocity prevents movement of cargo outside of the vehicle without the use of an additional vehicle