by NeatNit » Sun Feb 17, 2019 5:54 am
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/okay
If we slightly alter the formulation it's practically illegal NOT to sell it to you!
Transcript (for search engines):
Patient: Give it to me straight, doc. Am I gonna be okay?
Doctor: I... I would say it's time to make a list of things you want to accomplish in the next few months.
Patient: So, it's terminal.
Doctor: Oh. No, no. You're okay. I just mean you're like 35 and you've done nothing with your life.
Patient: Ah.
Patient: Can I get opiates for that?
Doctor: May I recommend cocaine?
Extra panel: Doctor: Cocaine is nature's coffee!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/okay
[img]https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1550332078-20190216.png[/img]
[img]https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/155033213720190216after.png[/img]
[i]If we slightly alter the formulation it's practically illegal NOT to sell it to you![/i]
[size=50]Transcript (for search engines):
Patient: Give it to me straight, doc. Am I gonna be okay?
Doctor: I... I would say it's time to make a list of things you want to accomplish in the next few months.
Patient: So, it's terminal.
Doctor: Oh. No, no. You're okay. I just mean you're like 35 and you've done nothing with your life.
Patient: Ah.
Patient: Can I get opiates for that?
Doctor: May I recommend cocaine?
Extra panel: Doctor: Cocaine is nature's coffee![/size]