by AlixeTiir » Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:21 am
HikaruYami wrote:https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/coffee-2
Somehow even though I realize it's all a bad joke and there are lots of intentionally bad factoids in here, the most frustrating thing to me is that she considers 5% per year a "conservative" return on investment.
It's
conservative because that's the interest rate you get when you're backed by Big Oil.
ba dum tsss
[quote="HikaruYami"]https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/coffee-2
Somehow even though I realize it's all a bad joke and there are lots of intentionally bad factoids in here, the most frustrating thing to me is that she considers 5% per year a "conservative" return on investment.[/quote]
It's [i]conservative[/i] because that's the interest rate you get when you're backed by Big Oil.
ba dum tsss
