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Re: [3786] Doctor...

by josefkyce » Sun Dec 17, 2023 12:04 pm

Hmm its a topic open to a lot of interpretaion. I mean is there a foot doctor you're looking for Foot Odor or you want to talk about one? I actually got to learn about a lot of othe doctors here as well.

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by P1h3r1e3d13 » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:44 pm

I'll bet this joke is exactly as old as Viagra. Here's (a great) one from SNL in 2004: Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice

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by lillythe » Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:36 am

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by Felstaff » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:29 am

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by DonRetrasado » Sun Jul 05, 2015 4:27 am

ButtFriendly wrote:I heard that joke a long, long time ago, only then it went like this:

An old man goes to confession, and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I am 72 years old, and have been married for over 50 years. I have three children and five grandchildren. I've never been unfaithful, but last night I met two 24-year-old girls at a bar and we had sex all night long."

The priest asks, "How long has it been since your last confession?" And the man answers, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish." So the priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?" To which he says, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"
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by Liriodendron_fagotti » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:13 am

That is a much better version.

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by ButtFriendly » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:09 am

I heard that joke a long, long time ago, only then it went like this:

An old man goes to confession, and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I am 72 years old, and have been married for over 50 years. I have three children and five grandchildren. I've never been unfaithful, but last night I met two 24-year-old girls at a bar and we had sex all night long."

The priest asks, "How long has it been since your last confession?" And the man answers, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish." So the priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?" To which he says, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

Re: [3786] Doctor...

by Kaharz » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:06 pm

He is just going around bragging about having too much sex. The expectation is that he is at the doctor for a medical problem, so that is how the doctors reacts. That expectation is overturned when he goes and tells a lawyer the same thing. It just isn't a very good joke.

Re: [3786] Doctor...

by GUTCHUCKER » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:02 am

GIMME THE NEWS, I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF LOVIN' YOU.

[3786] Doctor...

by banks » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:59 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3786
I simply don't get the joke.

Also, It made more sense to me to put the comic id in the thread title rather than the date. That makes finding the related comic quicker than having to look up the date in the archive, no?

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