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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Euclidthegreek » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:39 pm

Cirtur wrote:What to the e-v to the e-r.

[(What)^(e-v)]^(e-r), where r is the radius and v is variety?
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Cirtur » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:42 pm

Yeah, well done.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:28 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Don't worry, I've got enough semen to put out any fires he might start.


Aww that's so sweet, you are obviously a kind and selfless soul.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Cirtur » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:48 am

It's not his semen.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby LordRetard » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:47 am

He's just got jars of the stuff lying around the house. He collects it.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Cirtur » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:28 am

From all the bumming.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:54 pm

That word has a different meaning over here.

Like a guy on a corner with a sign that says "Will work for bodily fluids."
This is unprecedented stuff!
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Sahan » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:56 pm

Must deny Oldrac from claiming the last post on every subforum!
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:57 pm

You really don't have to, I assure you.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Sahan » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:59 pm

I know, but I like being a jerk.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:00 pm

Oh. Well, I had it for a moment, anyway. I'll take what I can get.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:04 pm

There have been hours that I have been alone on this forum, free to do so. In fact, I might just see how many threads I could necro, but I am afraid of retribution.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Sahan » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:05 pm

I won't be on much longer anyway , so you can reclaim the forum afterwards Oldrac, once you can best Ahmet.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:13 pm

If it were anyone else, I'd say that was impossible. Still, one of us won the forum battle, and one of us did not, so...
Yeah.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby LordRetard » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:22 pm

Don't you people have anything better to do? Well I do. I should really get to studying...
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