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- mountainmage
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- mountainmage
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- TwoBuy
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God! Jealous much? You WISH you could get away with the shit he's pulled. You dream about it at night right before the panda starts talking to you about the advantages of soy milk. But after the one where you're having sex with your friend's older sister but with a fire extinguisher where your penis should be. You know, the one where she has cow teats and is hooked up to an automatic milking machine, and is just screaming at you to put on more utter butter but you don't do anything because it's just coming out as "moos" (but deep down you know what she wants). And in truth you'd put more utter butter on if your hands weren't on fire and you'd use the fire extinguisher to put them out, but it just "feeels sooo goood." And after your done she's just laying there shaking and you just stare at her pretending you don't understand, but inside you think to yourself "when did I become this?" But then you remember that you had no choice after they closed down all the Shakey's Pizzas in your area.Audioslave wrote:Funny, that's his strategy for dealing with Congress.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Key? (as in keyboard key)Jaydee wrote:touche*TwoBuy wrote:I have weird dreamsAudioslave wrote:Funny, that's his strategy for dealing with Congress.
*that's with a funny French 'e'
Touch (as in "touch now fucker!")
Or was it touch?! (wich is pronounced "Tewchay"[and is probably what you meant])
My keyboard has more accents than yours! Nah nah nahnah!
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Touch? is touched.Jaydee wrote:touch? is a French word meaning:
to touch.
NAH NAH! you're gay. =D
Touche is touch.
Et j'ai comme la vague impression que j'en sais plus que toi sur le fran?ais puisque c'est ma langue maternelle. Alors, je r?it?re ce que je disais et je crois bien gagner ? nouveau.
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- ruotwocone
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Judging by most uses of squarehead langage on "teh intertubes", i would'nt say that your own is doing well by now. Guess we'll all have to speak 1337 or esperanza soon...ruotwocone wrote:don't you english realize that frog is a dead language? Why can't you guys spend your time learning languages that actually could be useful at some point. Like Coptic or Sanskrit
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