Caption contest

TimCo · Post by **TimCo** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:08 am

"Jimmy's parents describe how his grandparents died."

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:47 am

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:03 pm

Zach was finding it harder and harder to make jokes after his father banned him from using the word "poop".

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:38 am

Zach continues to search for more jewish writers.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:00 am

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:57 am

This was my easiest get-rich-quick scheme ever!

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:51 am

Needless to say, she was really impressed by my regurgitating a firearm trick.

Craze · Post by **Craze** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:02 am

Tragically, he died two weeks later through a virus contracted from a dirty gun barrel.

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I should eat burnt sausages more often!

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Suddenly Steve had unlocked the key to winning every argument in his adult life.

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I had to use the same tactic to get her to have sex with me on our wedding night. Lesbians can be so cold sometimes.
(Edit: For some reason this one makes me think I'm almost remembering a punch line for an earlier SMBC strip...somebody tell me if it is. Heh, I assure, it wasn't intentional.)

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PTOO! Marry you!? Jeez! Why is it that a man can't clean his guns while showing off his jewelry without these kind of misunderstandings?

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Shortly after, we thought it appropriate to have a shotgun wedding.

geewj · Post by **geewj** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:53 am

...after you finish.