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Post by TwoBuy »

And I said it wouldn't happen.
And I was right.
So I did it myself.

Start captioning my minions!

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Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Re: Caption contest

Post by Lethal Interjection »

Well, if she wants them so bad, she can open the jar.

Err... the jar of assholes. Pickled, they are. I reread it now, and it doesn't make that terribly clear.
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Post by mountainmage »

Clearly I was doing an impression of the sphincter, not the anus.
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Post by ruotwocone »

the name calling didn't hurt me so much as the taser in the back.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but words give me scoliosis.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Things were a little different for Bruce after he and the Hulk were finally seperated.
These words made manifest through the powers of The Internet!

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SUSAN LOVED FUCKING.

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Now more than ever, it became obvious... Those kids had taped a note to my back...
My real name is chason... dont tell any one

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No, I'm not asshole, I just have one of those familiar faces
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i like it when the nurses talk dirty to me at the sperm bank

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Amanda absolutely ruined the Magic Eye picture for me.
no u

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your_face wrote:Amanda absolutely ruined the Magic Eye picture for me.
Winner. My roomate choked on a sandwich when he read it.

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Post by LordRetard »

I always felt slightly guilty for my conjoined twin's nickname.

It's pretty bad, I know, but I wanted to give it a try.

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Post by BK King »

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.


Well I guess I deserve it then.


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Post by mountainmage »

i like to park in handicap spaces, while handicap people make handicap faces!
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