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You've got your format all wrong*

*the asterisk goes in front
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Crusty wrote:You've got your format all wrong*

*the asterisk goes in front
That made me laugh. Mainly because I'm thinking of that one episode of Scrubs where they are looking for unusual cases, and JD's fantasy sequence is him finding a guy with a "front-bum".

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Grandma didn't know Satan was a semi-pro knitter before she made the bet.

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novamute wrote:Grandma didn't know Satan was a semi-pro knitter before she made the bet.
This one, to be honest, is my favorite one so far.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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Aubergines* are such a scam.


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TwoBuy wrote:
yaiir wrote: Image
Personally I always preferred the blood dipped quill over the whoopee cushion but hey, even hell has to move with the times.
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Caption contest, HO!

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Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Jimmy did not prove helpful in the premature delivery of Sarah's child...
Che-Kurt was not well received...

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Little jeremy notices something white in his mom's hair.
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Kenny didn't like the mustard coloured interior his parents had chosen.

or...

Kenny did not care for the hooker his dad brought home for him.

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"I'm sorry," said Mr. Pierce to the tour guide, "I can't understand a thing this fucking Scot is saying."
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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