Caption contest

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:15 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:On Tuesdays I tease the homeless.

this one made me laugh out loud. ++

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:32 pm

I regreted shooting him because he had placed a twenty-dollar bill in for my birthday.

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:03 am

"Who are you and why are you in my apartment?"

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:54 am

yeah, but only until those assholes at Underage Lolita Palace start taking debit.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:56 pm

"...and a badge shaped money clip"

Money clip in a wallet?

mypoorbrain · Post by **mypoorbrain** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:30 am

And i would've stopped him too, if he didn't have his trio of waist-high henchmen pointing their revolvers at me...

or

After Todd explained to me how he had lost his virginity, i smacked him around a bit. No son of mine was going to be paying prostitutes for his sex.

I realized then that i hadn't taught him the technique of running out of the motel room when her back is turned.

or

I think the jury was believing my story of how it was actually HIM robbing ME. I just might get off on self defense, instead of being charged with 1st degree murder.

Now I just have to come up with a reason as to why I was at his place with my gun and a large garbage bag..

lunarhalo · Post by **lunarhalo** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:40 am

I don't know what's sadder: that condoms are the legal tender of Steve's native country or that mine was so old he contracted syphilis anyway.

That's when I stopped going to church.

Refridgeron · Post by **Refridgeron** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:24 am

Thread Bump'd?

Being paralysed since birth had taught me only one thing.
Social Workers were arseholes.

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:10 pm

I did a lol at that. +5 for being a funny guy.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:55 pm

Refridgeron wrote:Thread Bump'd?

Is that a question of "Is this a thread bumping?" or "Is it ok to do a thread bumping?"

In either case, you'll find that this isn't a normal forum, and regular forum happenings aren't regular here. We'll find it rude if someone actually bumps a thread (that is posts in it simply to bring it to the top), but we don't care about reviving old, dead threads so long as what you post has value.

In your case everything is kosher because there was substance in the post. In honor of a noob with value, I'll put up a new caption comic today.

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:57 pm

TwoBuy wrote: In honor of a noob with value, I'll put up a new caption comic today.

alright a new comic for us to vainly try to improve.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:58 pm

epoch · Post by **epoch** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:04 pm

"apparently the IT department had cleared out my porn folder over the weekend."

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:08 pm

Brian was understandably upset when the email subject read "Return of the Dancing Baby".

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:10 pm

It was a terrible end to a great man. After growing up accross the street and being college roommates, Saddam was like family to me. RIP buddy