Caption Contest! (Sponsored by Square Enix)

[Eliwood]

Jimmy took his cosplay very seriously.

[SteveTheWild]

Saving himself for marriage, Thor had to beat a different kind of pink monster with his "Great Axe" to get release.

Votey has a naked Thor facing a viking woman saying "It has +3 bonus to sexy!"

[archkllr]

He clearly doesn't know how the axe attachment works.

[brandyndeath]

I was beginning to suspect that I'd joined the wrong fraternity.

[Ffyrnig6]

Though he had raped well over 200 peasant women, Thorstein inexplicably remained a virgin.

[ChooChooTrain]

Nintendo released a special carnage-sensing axe controller for their latest game, but most people just use the Gamecube controller.

[Sooch]

Despite hearing many positive reviews, Rolf felt Ghost Simulator 9 was scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[Edminster]

The game had ended long ago, but Edgar was still smiling.
He asks, "When can I play again?", his expression so beguiling.
Alas, his choice of dress was strange,
And so they chose exiling;
They locked him in a clean white room, with pads instead of tiling.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the entry portion of the Contest has ENDED!