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[MrLunchtime]

Interactive Viking pornography is as subtle as a double sided battle axe.

[Jimmy Redd]

Though beautifully illustrated, 3112's "A Complete History of the 18th Century" would not be entirely accurate.

[NomadKJH]

In the twilight zone, Odin does not create Vikings, just video games based on them.

[hawkfangor]

"In my day, if we wanted to swing an axe, we just swung an axe! None of this fancy button-pushing nonsense!"

[1076]

Bored with pirated games, Gary often vikinged classic titles.

1076

[super mario]

Before GTA.

[Nami]

"Ugh, this level was so much easier in real life!"

[barfhead]

Sven abhorred these educational games his mother made him play. Luckily she hadn’t found out about the ‘abacus avenger’ mod he’d obtained from the Greek BBS.

[Sahan]

After playing his son's video game, Olaf knew they were repsonsible for encouraging his son to pillage and rape the whole neighbourhood, and knew he would not be happy until he had drank the game producer's blood from a cup, burned down his house and raped his wife and daughters in revenge.

But first, he needed to defeat this god-damn impossible boss monster before he could finish his quest.

[Frostbite]

Lief Erickson slaying the pac-man ghost was all over the news.

Sony Erickson stared angrily at the screen, knowing electronics would triumph one day.

[Role]

His parents always blamed his non-violent behavior on his video games.


The ghost was supposed to be white, and he knew it, but for the life of him he never could work the remote. And that made him angry.


"Ha! Just defeated the pink loneliness ghosts of Isolatia! Man, people who oppose latchkey parenting obviously know nothing about advanced pro-psychological video games!" (Votey comic: image of a boy with a straight jacket on in a padded room)


"A shield?! How do I drop things? Is there an inventory button?" (Votey comic: video game character wielding 3 or more axes)


After failing to charm the ghost because of his low charisma stat, he attempted to reason with it using his higher intelligence stat.


"This painting game is great, now to add some background in..." (Votey comic: Same screen image with some awesome background)


Pillaging wasn't the only hobby for many vikings; there was also video games, raping, and knitting.


"If I can gather four more pink ghost essences I bring them to the alchemist and finally change the color of my cape"


"Two more levels and I can move on to the mauve ghosts, then maybe someday yellow ghosts"

[Felixaar]

So I assume we just enter via posting here?

"Ted probably would've enjoyed his game even more if the controller had been plugged in."

[Sahan]

various lines

Ok, you seriously didn't read the rules here pal, only one submission per person. Also if you're going to steal someone's jokes, try to avoid re-using the jokes on the same website, because naturally everyone will know you're an unoriginal hack. I liked your submission though, Felixaar.

[CasualFriday]

After pillaging Atari's headquarters, Erik finally convinced the developers to create a world where he could interact with his late wife, Speedy.

[Role]

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Ok, you seriously didn't read the rules here pal, only one submission per person. Also if you're going to steal someone's jokes, try to avoid re-using the jokes on the same website, because naturally everyone will know you're an unoriginal hack. I liked your submission though, Felixaar.

Well, first I don't really care about the contest, I don't really have any aspirations of winning and if putting more then one submissions disqualifies me, then okay. Secondly, the reuse of Zach's joke (I assume you mean the one where I posted, nearly word for word, one of the recent comics, if you meant someone else's joke then I'm sorry, I didn't read all the submissions) only works if you know of Zach's joke, it wasn't like I was trying to take credit for it as it makes no sense without knowing the other joke. I like how 1 ironically borrowed joke makes me an unoriginal hack to the point where 8 original ones cannot make up for it (though if quality is a factor I could understand).