Caption Contest! (Sponsored by Square Enix)
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The game was good, Eric had to admit, but fighting pink blobs in real life was still much more satisfying
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My wife suggested wearing some costumes and role-playing.
Then I just laughed at her and kept playing Vikingslayer.
Then I just laughed at her and kept playing Vikingslayer.
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Despite what the erotic blogs had said, a frustrated Olaf didn't find it fun playing with himself.
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Satisfied with his horde of yellow dots, Odin turned his attention to more interesting matters.
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That's the last time Harald would ever be a consultant for any viking games. "Artistic license" is a shitty way of saying "We're too cheap to hire a monster modeler."
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Viking parents are concerned that as their children turn to video games, they lose the desire to go outside and do some actual pillaging in the fresh air.
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"It was hard to tell, to be truthful, but the developers were reasonably sure Olaf was enjoying his trip through their new Total-Recursion game."
(Yeah, any haskell buffs just laughed. Don't lie to yourself.)
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(Yeah, any haskell buffs just laughed. Don't lie to yourself.)
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Comparing video games to murder simulators is ridiculous!
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Clearly I killed that defenseless woman in sacrifice to Kelvor, Viking God of “Killer Viking Gods 7”
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Clearly I killed that defenseless woman in sacrifice to Kelvor, Viking God of “Killer Viking Gods 7”
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After axing his last television to smithereens and realizing (disappointingly) that it wasn't the way to beat the game, Bjorn angrily resigned himself to using the horrifically complicated "handheld controller" that came with the system.
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As Völgar lost his third (and last) life, he came to realize that being in Valhalla was pretty overrated.
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"Oh this? This is nothing. You should see how he dresses when he plays Tomb Raider."
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Later, Thorkill found his battle-ax peripheral far more affective at destroying the ghost in his television.
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"No..No..NO! Dammit"
That was the last PokeBall
That was the last PokeBall
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Though "50 Pfenning: Battle Axe Proof" was soon a cult classic, Pinky's cameo did little to boost his floundering career.
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Valhalla Dating Sims