Caption Contest! (Sponsored by Square Enix)

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Sept 23rd, 2018: Archaeologists discover the year 763AD invasion of Britain by the Vikings may not have been as impressive as originally thought.

They didn't even unlock the bonus level.

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Awesome! New people starting fights!
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.

harvardjanitor7
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Damn! I knew I should have played as the Viking. They're so overpowered.

Zephram
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Sometimes Unfrozen Viking Lawyer just needed to get away from his law firm and do viking things... such as fighting giant pink blobs in video games.

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Unfortunately Hæfnir had already used his Power-Pills

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So, what happens if two people submit basically the same joke, and the second one words it better? Are potential caption writers obliged to read all of the jokes already made, so as to avoid making the same one? In retrospect, pretty sure a forum wasn't the way to go with this, unfortunately.

Now that I've ruined my chances, here's my entry!

It turned out life in the future had some serious limitations, and Olaf was beginning to feel a little... violent.

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Frustrated with his own time period, Jesus would lock the door to his room turn up the Rush as he busted up a few pink gumdrops.

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Masturbation means
playing with yourself

However this depicts the extremely rare
digital masturbation in action

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Damn universal remote! I don’t want to watch my wedding video!

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No amount of video games could make Eric forget his inoperable bowel cancer
"Millennium, Hand and Shrimp".

fwfro
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Something about the new version of Viking Simulator struck him as unrealistic.

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"Use the arrows?! There's no bow!"

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Yeah, I know I don't qualify. Just for the laughs. Great posts, people! :-)

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"This is bullshit!" Bellowed Olaf, "20 hours of grinding and my horns still don't look right."

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Unfrozen in the 21st century, Erik The Red quickly became known as Erik The 'I'll Do It Tomorrow'

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Olaf only plays games to escape the drudgery of his office job.

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