Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday
Danke schoen, all. You made all of my as-of-yet unidentified sex organs very happy. In a good way.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, Kimra!
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- Kimra
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Re: Happy Birthday
Oh! That's today! Better make it special... I'll umm... clean the house.
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Re: Happy Birthday
Happy birthday. Make sure you get behind the cupboards.
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Re: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday! Maybe have a piece of cake while you're vaccuuming the floor.
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Re: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to the cleaning robot!
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Happy Birthday
I did well! I napped and when I woke up the house had been cleaned by someone else! This is a good birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday
I think you discovered the secret to good cleaning, then. Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday
You didn't tell us you had a fairy godmother and/or brownies.
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Re: Happy Birthday
Aw, am I too late? Well, happy post-birthday day!
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Re: Happy Birthday
I care not if I am late. Happy Birthday, Kimra. Even if it is no longer your birthday. Just take the shame of my late birthday wishes if you read this on what is no longer your birthday. Belated is for those who give a shit.*
*That may have come across harsher than I intended. BUT I CARE NOT!
*That may have come across harsher than I intended. BUT I CARE NOT!
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Re: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Pyro! Congrats on surviving your childhood, you've done what 50% of polar bear cubs never could.
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Re: Happy Birthday
Did he turn 18?
Congratulations either way on your decision to become whatever age you became!
Congratulations either way on your decision to become whatever age you became!