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And what, you don't believe in Jesus either?!

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Woah that is a very bad thing to say.

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as an atheist i will tell you that i absolutely will not start worshiping an invisible space magician just because of 'times of crisis' (not a bad video game title btw). The ancient greeks thought animals could spontaneously generate from non animals because Aristotle witnessed flies being coming out of dung and saw no other explanation for it. people believed it until Pasteur discovered that was not the case. people believed that heavier objects fall faster than lighter ones until Galileo laid the smack down on it (and proved the heliocentric solar system - booyah!). currently people don't have an explanation for how the universe came to be, or how time began so they believe in their invisible space magician myth to make sense of it.

Eventually we will figure out what existed or didn't before the big bang. we will keep finding answers and in the process create even more questions. so this is what i believe. I believe in the search for knowledge. i believe in living life to the fullest because this is the only shot we've got at it. and no matter how many times it lets me down, i believe in humanity.

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Well, once you get to the level of the universe it's kind of hard to prove anything, considering it is the sum total of anything that could have created it.

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Science is as fickle under interpretation as anything else. You're saying the opposition to your ideas has so and so imperfections, but yours doesn't. Whatever. People tend to make their decisions first, and come up with the reasons later. So that's bull.

Also, science only explains things up to a certain degree. There is no rationalization for the very first thing, the big bang, aside from the fact it just happened. There was nothing but one little spec containing everything, then it suddenly expanded, the universe formed, and gradually gravity pulled the objects together forming our universe. That really sounds all that different from first there was just god, then the universe was created, then the planets were made.

Seriously. I don't care what we are arguing. Prostitution, religion, politics, or pirating. You hold a certain belief to yourself, and you justify it with reasons after deciding. Einstein says that time is merely relative, and yet we still measure every single facet of our lives by it.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Einstein says that time is merely relative, and yet we still measure every single facet of our lives by it.
This makes so much sense! Because remember yesterday when I was going half the speed of light and my friend was going 90% of the speed of light? What does time have to do with anything when we can travel at such speeds?

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Exactly Cirtur! Exactly! All you have to do is figure out how to not die, and you could just walk to the stars and moon and whatnot!
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AHMETxRock wrote:Science is as fickle under interpretation as anything else. You're saying the opposition to your ideas has so and so imperfections, but yours doesn't. Whatever. People tend to make their decisions first, and come up with the reasons later. So that's bull.

Also, science only explains things up to a certain degree. There is no rationalization for the very first thing, the big bang, aside from the fact it just happened. There was nothing but one little spec containing everything, then it suddenly expanded, the universe formed, and gradually gravity pulled the objects together forming our universe. That really sounds all that different from first there was just god, then the universe was created, then the planets were made.

Seriously. I don't care what we are arguing. Prostitution, religion, politics, or pirating. You hold a certain belief to yourself, and you justify it with reasons after deciding. Einstein says that time is merely relative, and yet we still measure every single facet of our lives by it.
was this at me? if so, when did i ever say anything about science?

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I believe in Jesus I think he was a carpenter who traveled into Asia a bit and came back spouting Confucius mixed with a bit of softer Judaism and it caught on. He really never refers to himself as gods son literally only metaphorically that something his followers touted after the fact. He had some gret ideas to bad now a days he would be considered a socialist.
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He only metaphorically referred to himself as God's son?

Oh yes, well thank you for clearing that up. I shall go inform all the christians. IF ONLY we all had your remarkable intellect.

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Cirtur wrote:He only metaphorically referred to himself as God's son?

Oh yes, well thank you for clearing that up. I shall go inform all the christians. IF ONLY we all had your remarkable intellect.
It doesnt require great intellect at all just go to any number of websites that have the quotes of Jesus & verses of Jesus that would question his divinity you can then take an actual bible compare the quotations to the corresponding verses. Hardly rocket science. John the baptist tended to be the one who played up the divinity not surprising of someone trying to maintain a hold on his cult & attract new followers.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Seriously. I don't care what we are arguing.
Really!

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slimredninja wrote:It doesnt require great intellect at all just go to any number of websites that have the quotes of Jesus & verses of Jesus that would question his divinity you can then take an actual bible compare the quotations to the corresponding verses. Hardly rocket science. John the baptist tended to be the one who played up the divinity not surprising of someone trying to maintain a hold on his cult & attract new followers.

Quick question: how do we know any of these quotes were actually said by Jesus?
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mountainmage wrote:Quick question: how do we know any of these quotes were actually said by Jesus?
The Bible has been rewritten and translated in many languages over time, I pretty sure the Vatican has some really old ones but nothing that implies 'original' (because it wasn't a book at first if we believe all those "Letters to..." parts). So basically we have nothing, not even a first witness hand of events, just some dudes reinterpretation of what they've read.

I'm not getting into an ideological debate, that's boring and long winded. I'm an agnostic, somethings out there, it's gonna smite the hell out of us, but stuffed if I know what it is. Ta da.

p.s. my parish priest (you heard me I was raised devote catholic, went to church every week and listened to all the sermons then grew my own - more broken - mind)... anyway, my parish priest went to the place Jesus walked on water to recruit the followers,* apparently the waters only about 10 cm's deep where he did this. I always found this enlightening that my priest told us this.

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Kimra wrote: p.s. my parish priest (you heard me I was raised devote catholic, went to church every week and listened to all the sermons then grew my own - more broken - mind)... anyway, my parish priest went to the place Jesus walked on water to recruit the followers,* apparently the waters only about 10 cm's deep where he did this. I always found this enlightening that my priest told us this.

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How can you not believe in the Space Magician when it's clear his son was one of the greatest magicians that ever lived?

I'd heard something similar regarding the walking on water miracle, and also saw a documentary which claims it was possible Jesus cheated his own death, by being drugged on the cross (the bit where he is doused with a sponge full of what was claimed to be vinegar in the bible), and regaining consciousness in the cave 3 days later. It was backed by anecdotal evidence that it often took at least a day or two for a crucified person to die, yet Jesus was claimed to be dead in the space of a few hours and sent straight away to be buried. He then fled from the Roman Empire towards Asia, telling followers that he'd return someday, but never got around to it before finally dying. As far-fetched as this idea sounds, it would be awesome if it were true, I'd have far more respect for his him if it was confimred he could pull this off.
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