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AHMETxRock wrote:Actually, in Islam we believe that not every single Muslim goes to heaven right away like you Christians do. Yeah I think you are buddhist but shut up. Those that have not done enough to enter heaven are sent to hell and must pray while burned in the hellfire until they have atoned. Some will be let out afterward. It's a long passage that I don't have fully translated to english, but that's about all you guys care about.
Not all Christians. There is purgatory for them catholics.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:There is purgatory for them catholics.
That is exactly what I thought of when Ahmet described it.
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Edminster wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:There is purgatory for them catholics.
That is exactly what I thought of when Ahmet described it.
Of course they wouldn't call it Hell. Maybe Hell Lite. Now with less burning torture!

It is interesting we are talking about this, because I'm currently reading a book that concerns itself with Purgatory (The Great Divorce by CS Lewis), have had Purgatory on the brain recently (even before reading said book) and have thought about doing some writing on subject (again, before reading the book, and the writing might even be, gasp, creative writing!)

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I don't think I've seen Lethal do creative writing before! This is exciting!

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Maybe one day we'll all do a collaborative work of writing, an SMBC novel. It will become the religious text for a new faith, and thus the golden age of humanity will be ushered in.
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LordRetard wrote:I don't think I've seen Lethal do creative writing before! This is exciting!
I don't think I've done any since highschool. And even then it was really trite existential nonsense. This one actually has some form. Though I'm not sure what it will be. I'm going to start it as vignettes, as that is where my mind is right now. Hopefully I'll be able to meld it together into some sort of coherent story. It'll even have imagery!

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Actually, in Christianity, they don't believe everyone goes straight to heaven. Only those who were good people. And unlike islam, they don't go to heaven/aren't rewarded with virgins if they kill themselves while killing non-christians

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NeoTechni wrote:Actually, in Christianity, they don't believe everyone goes straight to heaven. Only those who were good people. And unlike islam, they don't go to heaven/aren't rewarded with virgins if they kill themselves while killing non-christians
It's amazing how quickly I can dislike somebody for dredging up a four-month-dead topic to argue something retarded that fits better in Sci-Phi with his/her first post.
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Why would someone do this?

However, we have to move past it. I invite anyone who enjoys fine writings to peruse my blog, an update shall follow shortly, concerning itself with either an entirely new matter or a continuation of the last.

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NeoTechni wrote:Actually, in Christianity, they don't believe everyone goes straight to heaven. Only those who were good people. And unlike islam, they don't go to heaven/aren't rewarded with virgins if they kill themselves while killing non-christians
Did you get your facts from the back of a box of Religious-Os? Because both things that you said are definitely erroneous.

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Yeah, the main part of christianity is Accepting Jeaysus inta yur hart

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
NeoTechni wrote:Actually, in Christianity, they don't believe everyone goes straight to heaven. Only those who were good people. And unlike islam, they don't go to heaven/aren't rewarded with virgins if they kill themselves while killing non-christians
Did you get your facts from the back of a box of Religious-Os? Because both things that you said are definitely erroneous.
This is a good answer. Face the fact that you know nothing about either religion.

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You know who else objected to Gucci belts? HITLER.

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