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Battle of the Century! place bets now!

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As i was reading todays comic, i noticed a message near the bottom of my screen. As i started to read, i grew more and more excited.

'Hey Jerks!' it began. and i thought 'Wow. Im a jerk! this must be important!' it then linked to a great webcomic called Beaver and Steve, which i thought was fantastic...it gives me another reason to want to marry zach hard and fast...

But anyway, i digress. What i noticed was that both comics had characters who claim to be a destroyer of worlds. Now i want to know, who is the TRUE destroyer of worlds?

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Vital stats:

Moloch:
+ Fiery destroyer of worlds
+ Is so badass he killed a friggin priest when he was still in his cot
- Is the son of a sterile milkman

Qual 'N' Gurtha:
+has tentacles
+likes sultanas
- messy eater

(for those wondering, the start of Qual's story arc is here: http://www.beaverandsteve.com/index.php?comic=158)
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yaiir wrote:it gives me another reason to want to marry zach hard and fast.
seriously though reva, i know that i may have encouraged you two at first, but zach can't be bogged down by just one woman. he needs stables of sluts to fulfill his needs. I'm sorry to break it to you this way, but somebody had to do it.
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Apply for a position in the stable.
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Am I the only one who thought Denman would be a spam bot just because of the name?

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seriously though reva...
Wha? I am thusly confused! I only read this thread to proclaim that the Battle of the Century is obviously not this, but my impending SketchBattle finale with Zach tomorrow...
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reva wrote:Wha? I am thusly confused! I only read this thread to proclaim that the Battle of the Century is obviously not this, but my impending SketchBattle finale with Zach tomorrow...
You're telling me you aren't sending Zach subliminal messages about wanting to bear his offspring?
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TwoBuy wrote:
reva wrote:Wha? I am thusly confused! I only read this thread to proclaim that the Battle of the Century is obviously not this, but my impending SketchBattle finale with Zach tomorrow...
You're telling me you aren't sending Zach subliminal messages about wanting to bear his offspring?
Wow, that is pretty damning.
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shes also writing newspaper articles in zach's hometown under an assumed identity. (psst its every 5th letter zach!)
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reva wrote:
seriously though reva...
Wha? I am thusly confused! I only read this thread to proclaim that the Battle of the Century is obviously not this, but my impending SketchBattle finale with Zach tomorrow...
you can't tell me that yaiir isn't you in disguise. Obviously you want him to feast on your innocent womb givings.
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ruotwocone wrote:
reva wrote:
seriously though reva...
Wha? I am thusly confused! I only read this thread to proclaim that the Battle of the Century is obviously not this, but my impending SketchBattle finale with Zach tomorrow...
you can't tell me that yaiir isn't you in disguise. Obviously you want him to feast on your innocent womb givings.
whaaat.... im not reva..

i don't even know who reva is!

im just a poor innocent newbie..
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DENIALS AND LIES, REVA.


Or should I call you by your REAL name... Doctor NEMESIS.
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The odds on Moloch are so good, I can't even figure them out.
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Uhh, Moloch, Duh-loch. No contest.
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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:Uhh, Moloch, Duh-loch. No contest.
Jerks.
It's too hypothetical. They'd probably just go out for drinks.
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TwoBuy wrote:
GirlsDontDoThat wrote:Uhh, Moloch, Duh-loch. No contest.
Jerks.
It's too hypothetical. They'd probably just go out for drinks.
Maybe one drink too many and become lovers.
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