THE TRUTH about what happened this morning/afternoon

[Amerika]

Zack hacked his own site to install trojans on people's computers, but it was actually a Xanatos gambit, by telling people about the trojans he can harvest the good will towards merch sales and get the money willingly instead of from the trojans.

It was a ploy of the anti-malware software companies and to raise awareness of SMBC. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[Kovvy]

GASP

[DonRetrasado]

And that's the last we saw of Amerika... Again.

[Amerika]

Websites don't burn at 6000 degrees it takes hotter than that for them to release viruses.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[Apocalyptus]

I'm not sure I like your tone.

[Amerika]

I have decided that you a sheep and a female.

You are a shemale.

[Olax]

He's got a point.

[Apocalyptus]

I have decided that you a sheep and a female.

You are a shemale.

I think you mean Ewe. You so ignorant, Amerika.

[Amerika]

Ignorance is just another name for sexy

[carbonstealer]

It makes sense, why else would that girl who asked "Doesn't democracy mean, like, something that is bad?" in my year 12 history class have a string of boyfriends and I have none?

[Amerika]

I don't understand you have such fresh views on things


and the wit

[Olax]

Demo = short for demon
Cracy = crazy, spelled in a crazy way, so hypercrazy.

Democracy = hypercrazy demon. That's bad. Also stupid.

[Apocalyptus]

You have a point. It seems that Socialism is the only way.

[Amerika]

SOCIALISM?!!

but that's evil for reasons that are obvious and require no explanation

[Apocalyptus]

But that means we are left with nothing because obviously there is no other option besides democratic capitalism and socialism.