SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Material specifically relating to SMBC and related projects.
User avatar
GUTCHUCKER
Gotchucker's less handsome twin
Posts: 2126
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:26 am
Location: Paradise City?

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by GUTCHUCKER »

No shit, sherlock?
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.

User avatar
Apocalyptus
Not what you were expecting
Posts: 5278
Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Melbourne

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Apocalyptus »

Well then what have I been donating all my money and sexual favours to?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

User avatar
Roman Cilicia
Posts: 188
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:39 pm

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Roman Cilicia »

Jews.

User avatar
Gangler
watashi wa kawaii desu ne ^o^;
Posts: 906
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:42 pm

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Gangler »

That's actually the real story behind charlie sheen. He goes out and spends all his time donating his sex and money to this terrible fictitious plight, and then everyone's surprised when he act's a little bit disoriented when he accidentally stumbles into an interview after nine days straight of heavy donations. He just takes the drugs so he can stay awake through all of this. Poor man's being eaten alive by his generous soul.
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon
about to eat your face.

User avatar
Apocalyptus
Not what you were expecting
Posts: 5278
Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Melbourne

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Apocalyptus »

Why is everyone so mean to him?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

User avatar
Kaharz
This Intentionally Left Blank
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:17 pm

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Kaharz »

Apocalyptus wrote:Why is everyone so mean to him?
They're jealous
Kaharz wrote:I don't need a title. I have no avatar or tagline either. I am unique in my lack of personal identifiers.

User avatar
smiley_cow
polite but murderous
Posts: 6508
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:15 pm
Location: The vast and desolate prairies

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by smiley_cow »

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Reference.
It's so sad how they're endangered.
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.

User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
Posts: 4361
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia
Contact:

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Sahan »

I've never even seen one in the wild.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

User avatar
GUTCHUCKER
Gotchucker's less handsome twin
Posts: 2126
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:26 am
Location: Paradise City?

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by GUTCHUCKER »

I HAVE SEEN AN OCTOPUS IN TEH WILDZ
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.

User avatar
BaneofthePhalanx
Posts: 16
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:31 am
Contact:

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by BaneofthePhalanx »

It is a little-known fact that wild octopi enjoy consuming oatmeal cookies.
BaneofthePhalanx: a monger of useless, arcane, and fictitious knowledge, which can be identified by its pungent smell, amorphous shape, and coarse, fibrous texture (Bullshit!)
Shama Shama Llama Ding Dong! Even the things that I say which make sense are nonsense, so let's be creative and speak in tongues in the middle of a repentant congregation of accusative, puritanical, fanatically deluded Christians! My favorite kind! =D=D

User avatar
Felstaff
XKCD spy
Posts: 790
Joined: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:37 pm

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Felstaff »

It's octopodes, you insensitive clod!

Or, as I prefer to pluralise 'em, octoporps.
255 characters of free advertising space? I'm selling these line feather jackets...

User avatar
GreenCrayon
Traditional Iconoclast
Posts: 1634
Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:16 am
Location: United Kingdom

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by GreenCrayon »

Felstaff, I think you're going to make it all the way to 200 posts, and titledom.

As an early incentive, I took a picture of something nearly 2 years ago. It reminded me of you.
Pirate.

User avatar
Oldrac the Chitinous
Chicken O' the Sea
Posts: 3476
Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 pm
Location: The Perfect Stillness of the Deep
Contact:

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by Oldrac the Chitinous »

I prefer Octoponies.

Also: GreenCrayon's back! This would be an appropriate time for everyone to start genuflecting.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

User avatar
BaneofthePhalanx
Posts: 16
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:31 am
Contact:

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by BaneofthePhalanx »

The only deity I shall genuflect before is your mother after a long, arduous night of Tantric romance.
Shama Shama Llama Ding Dong! Even the things that I say which make sense are nonsense, so let's be creative and speak in tongues in the middle of a repentant congregation of accusative, puritanical, fanatically deluded Christians! My favorite kind! =D=D

User avatar
GUTCHUCKER
Gotchucker's less handsome twin
Posts: 2126
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:26 am
Location: Paradise City?

Re: SMBC is not a good comic anymore

Post by GUTCHUCKER »

BaneofthePhalanx wrote:It is a little-known fact that wild octopi enjoy consuming oatmeal cookies.
BaneofthePhalanx: a monger of useless, arcane, and fictitious knowledge, which can be identified by its pungent smell, amorphous shape, and coarse, fibrous texture (Bullshit!)
Yay!
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.

Post Reply