Why don't you shave?

Oldrac the Chitinous · Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:22 pm

Nazis use right-handed swastikas, so to make sure nobody thinks you're a Nazi, you should plaster left-handed swastikas all over your face and clothing.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:26 pm

Just don't give yourself the tattoo in the mirror. Cause it'll end up looking like this.

Eisbreaker · Post by **Eisbreaker** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:30 pm

TwoBuy wrote:Just don't give yourself the tattoo in the mirror. Cause it'll end up looking like this.

Q.E.D, that was supposed to be a swastika.

Felstaff · Post by **Felstaff** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:48 pm

Fathergia · Post by **Fathergia** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:07 pm

Despite the fact that most guys my age have normal facial hair, mine grows painfully slowly. It takes about 2 weeks for it to get to "hobo-chic" levels. Plus, the way my facial hair grows I currently have one of two options.
1) http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced ... 137-25.jpg
and
2) something that looks like a goatee...I guess. No mustache though

I am going with the mustacheless goatee at the moment. If I lack facial hair people tend to not fully believe my forms of Identification.
Could be because they are written in crayon, but who knows really?

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:28 pm

I envy people who can't grow moustaches. I've never liked having one and yet I started growing one before I'd even turned 15, well before I started getting a beard. I always shave it off first before I consider the fate of the rest of my facial hair in the mornings.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:59 pm

I intentionally grow a mustache every couple of months only cause my girlfriend hates it.

Eisbreaker · Post by **Eisbreaker** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:08 pm

TwoBuy wrote:I intentionally grow a mustache every couple of months only cause my girlfriend hates it.

Ah yes, the Spite Mustache. I myself prefer the Spite Soul Patch.

TSED · Post by **TSED** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:01 am

Eisbreaker wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:I intentionally grow a mustache every couple of months only cause my girlfriend hates it.
Ah yes, the Spite Mustache. I myself prefer the Spite Soul Patch.

I believe it's more colloquially known as the "spitestache."

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:14 am

Two points here:
1. I am a bearded man; you should have sex with me. (Very Important)
2. I don't shave. Ever. My beard stays about the same length, for some reason, so I don't have to do anything to it.

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:04 pm

Maybe you're some sort of beard-themed deity, and have yet to realise it.

Kaharz · Post by **Kaharz** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:00 am

Euclidthegreek wrote:1. I am a bearded man; you should have sex with me. (Very Important)

If you relax, it won't hurt as bad. Not that I'm overly well-endowed in the crotchall region. I'm just really into footing.

TSED · Post by **TSED** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:27 am

Apocalyptus wrote:Maybe you're some sort of beard-themed deity, and have yet to realise it.

So does mine. I suspect that a lot of guys have some sort of hard-coded beard length, and once the beard hairs achieve a certain weight or whatnot, the follicle goes "alright it`s time to stop."

Then again: maybe not!

Kaharz · Post by **Kaharz** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:32 am

TSED wrote:So does mine. I suspect that a lot of guys have some sort of hard-coded beard length,

This is more or less true of all hair. It will only grow for a certain period of time, so whatever length it is at the end of the growth period is the maximum length.

Felstaff · Post by **Felstaff** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:51 am

Due to an evolutionary cock-up somewhere along the line, it turns out my eyebrows do not have an 'off' function when growing. If left untended, they grow unrelentingly, and length holds no bounds for them. I may be the first human, nay, mammal, in existence to have cornrowed eyebrows.

I don't blame the little guys though; of all the hair on my body, they are my second favourite grouping of hair.

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