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wiztoast wrote:Stay's crispy in milk, my ass.
More than some stuff. Rice Crispies, Golden Grahams, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and dozens of others become mushy masses within seconds. Crispix keeps it a lot longer.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:More than some stuff.
Cat litter is the worst offender here. That stuff barely leaves any milk at all!
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I'm partial to the monster cereals. Sure everyone loves Count Chocula, but how many truly appreciate BooBerry or Frankenberry? Or their cancelled 20 year old cousins Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy?
I am a noob and this topic is just way beyond me...

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fish912 wrote:I am a noob and this topic is just way beyond me...
You have much to learn, young Padawan.
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Guest wrote:Honey nut cheereios all the way everymornin cos it rocks
I know a guy that can help you with that, I will see if I can get him to post here.

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Post by Jesster »

Is it chason? 'Cause we all love his posts....

But I avoid cereal, I eat a healthy round of breakfast muffins, with fired eggs in them. While saying things like "What ho" and "Jolly good morning, eh?"
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Coco puffs, honey nut cornflakes, and honey nut cheerios.
In the same bowl.
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I used to eat Basic 4, but then I made a startling realization...
FLAVOR > NUTRITION!
So yeah, I guess what I'm saying is that now I have Hot Pockets for breakfast.
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TheyMightBeJason wrote:So yeah, I guess what I'm saying is that now I have Hot Pockets for breakfast.
And your body hasn't rejected those yet? Facinating. You should come over so I can do experi... er... play X-Box. Yeah. X-Box.

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Post by Society »

Anyone had those new "Tony's Turboz"? They taste like wood, in fact i'm almost convinced it is wood, but the box says they're good for me. Oh well, it's better than that corn bran stuff i used to eat everyday when i was eight.

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I'm a kellogs corn flakes fan.
Classics are best.
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If you're into cereal, try out Blueberry Morning and FROSTED Mini-Wheats. They're no infant flesh, but they're probably better for you.
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Post by hawhaw1267 »

MY favorite cereal is PURE SUGAR in a bowl of MORE SUGAR!
Yep, nothing can beat sugar for breakfast. It powers me for a long day of murder-suicides!

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Yeah, my parents had a no suger-cereal policy growing up. Thus I enjoyed rasin bran with a cup of suger added. The best part of cereal is scooping the milk-suger goop off the bottem of the bowl.
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TwoBuy wrote:The best part of cereal is scooping the milk-suger goop off the bottem of the bowl.
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster had intended you to scoop sugar-milk, it wouldn't have gifted you with a tongue. My intention here is to imply licking up the liquid straight from the bowl, but now I've got His Noodly Appendage at the forefront of your minds, I just don't know what you'll think I meant.
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