What else can SMBC stand for?

[Cirtur]

You can do them standing up.

Also balance issues.

[Apocalyptus]

I'm sure some sort of weight and pulley system could be arranged.

[Cirtur]

You know how I feel about work. I abhor it.

[Apocalyptus]

Sex with prostitutes is work. For them at least.

[Cirtur]

Sex with prostitutes is work. For them at least.

[Apocalyptus]

But it is still physical work for you. You're using up energy.

[Cirtur]

But it's being transformed into pleasure.

[Apocalyptus]

So would the weights and pulleys if you did a good enough job.

[Cirtur]

There needs to be a healthy ratio between work and pleasure.

[Apocalyptus]

And the weights and pulleys would provide this.

[Cirtur]

I disagree

[Lethal Interjection]

I disagree

Hey, if you set it up right, you could probably wouldn't ever have to expend energy on sex again.

[Apocalyptus]

That's what I've been trying to say! God, no one realises when I'm trying to make their lives better.

[Kimra]

Better to let them keep their legs, then you can just lie there and make them do all the work. Without legs that might be harder. But they don't need arms.

[Apocalyptus]

WEIGHTS... AND... PULLEYS...
What is so hard to understand about this?