Congratulations Zach

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:37 pm

mountainmage wrote:it was a joke >_> as in, "hey, you know that comic that totally went forward in time to rip off of zach?"

i own a copy of that big-ass 2 volume set of every comic from the far side ever EVER. well worth the 100 or so bucks it cost.

You're a joke. I expect a 2 volume set of your entire life available at all fine retailers by Easter.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:47 pm

that would about cover it, not that old ya'know. :][>:=~+:

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:45 pm

mountainmage wrote:not that old ya'know.

If you're so damned prepubescent, how did you wrastle up the 100USD to pay for your prized set of tomes?

I had never, before this moment, thought of you as a Malaysian prostitute.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:11 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:I had never, before this moment, thought of you as a Malaysian prostitute.

How would a Malaysian prostitute ever make $100? They'll "work" an entire day for a half-eaten bagel and a handful of Teddy Grahams.

uh... so I've heard.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:19 am

ya know in my country, we have these magical events called birthdays. relatives you don't even care about give you money in the form of cash and checks in the mail. parents and friends chip in too, with mystical enchanted cards called Border's gift certificates. It's really quite a large spectacle!

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:44 am

mountainmage wrote:ya know in my country, we have these magical events called birthdays.

Man, I wish I lived in Malaysia like you. Then maybe one day I'd have a birthday, too...

TwoBuy wrote:How would a Malaysian prostitute ever make $100?

I dunno, maybe eBay. What am I, your accountant?

Incidentally, Twoobs, there's no way I'll have these things squared by 15th of April. You'll have to lie again.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:41 pm

I hear the rates on asshole airlines are rock bottom. you can get to malaysia in no time!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:25 pm

mountainmage wrote:I hear the rates on asshole airlines are rock bottom. you can get to malaysia in no time!

Like how Thai Airways takes you to Thailand and Indian Airlines takes you to India, it only makes sense that Asshole Airlines takes you to Malaysia.

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:57 pm

mountainmage wrote:I hear the rates on asshole airlines are rock bottom. you can get to malaysia in no time!

'act like an arsehole, expect the shittiest portion'.

Garth Marenghi's Darkside. find it somewhere on alluc.org. It's awesome.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:24 pm

'act like a dick, expect your drinks to be pissed in'