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[quote="GreenCrayon]Well, if Tucker knows...[/quote]

oh, tucker knows.... tucker knows alright.
huh?

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I got an idea for a comic. But suck at drawing. Sad thing. I manage a webcomic. BUT, that hasn't stopped anybody else who sucked at drawing. You know the about 4 succesful sketch drawers? Or 0 succesful pixel drawers? Anywho here's my idea:

You see a young male adult (around age 19-21) holding his arms around the waist of a 16 year old women. They are in the teenager girls living room and both of the parents are sitting down. The father asks, "Are you sure you two should be together? I usually don't let my daughter date anybody much older then her." Then the guy says, "Oh come on. Look at my last name. Some things are meant to be." Then the father asks, "What's your last name?" The girfriendly excitedly interupts, "Goodman!" Then the father sighs and says "Ok, you can go." On the next panel you see a newspaper headline that reads, "Sixteen year old girl found raped and killed. Joe Goodman is the lead suspect." The caption on the bottom reads, "Damnit! My brother Joe always ruins all my fun! I wanted to rape and/or kill that girl!"

Anybody who wants to can put this in comic form. Damnit I've been looking at that bitch to my left this whole time. I just gotta do this: :][>:=~+:
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Post by Jesster »

Meh, doesn't sound all that funny to me. and www.pixelcomic.net is the greatest pixel webcomic of all time.
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Post by hawhaw1267 »

Something tells me Tag is a bot, trying to sell :][>:=~+: to everyone. Veeeeeery suspicious

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Post by ruotwocone »

that's true, :][>:=~+: is a hot commodity these days. especially since :idea: was banned by the communists

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Post by hawhaw1267 »

ruotwocone wrote:that's true, :][>:=~+: is a hot commodity these days. especially since :idea: was banned by the communists
Wait a second? :idea: was banned??? Those whores!

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hawhaw1267 wrote:Wait a second? :idea: was banned??? Those whores!
In space.
Pirate.

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GreenCrayon wrote:
hawhaw1267 wrote:Wait a second? :idea: was banned??? Those whores!
In space.
With Hookers

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Post by Steffles »

ruotwocone wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:
hawhaw1267 wrote:Wait a second? :idea: was banned??? Those whores!
In space.
With Hook ers
and a sustainable amount of mustard
I no longer willingly date hawhaw.

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Post by TwoBuy »

ruotwocone wrote:With Hookers
And blackjack In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack.

Oh, and in case you didn't know already.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote:Oh, and in case you didn't know already.
Yeah, 'tis great news. I may even have mentioned it myself.

Now, somebody do some more guest art, or I'll be forced to inflict more of my "well, the joke seemed funny in a dream" stuff upon you.
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GreenCrayon wrote:Now, somebody do some more guest art, or I'll be forced to inflict more of my "well, the joke seemed funny in a dream" stuff upon you.
I've been working on one for a couple of weeks but havn't had the time to finish it cause of work. I'll try to squeeze it in over sleeping.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote:I'll try to squeeze it in over sleeping.
I'm glad you have your priorities straight.
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GreenCrayon wrote:Now, somebody do some more guest art, or I'll be forced to inflict more of my "well, the joke seemed funny in a dream" stuff upon you.
I'd need some more material. Making up single panel comics is not my fort?. Hence simply doing what you asked before. I'll leave it up to you and TwoBuy to do the funny single panels.
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Post by ruotwocone »

Simon. wrote:Making up single panel comics is not my fort?.
but those two or more panel comics... bam! simon comic gold.

and also I just hit 100 posts. so i want my prize.

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