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ruotwocone wrote:and also I just hit 100 posts. so i want my prize.
Do some guest art, and you might just get it.

Fail to do guest art in the allotted time, and your favourite chair will be auctioned off and the proceeds given to your least favourite charity. Dun dun DUN.
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GreenCrayon wrote:Fail to do guest art in the allotted time, and your favourite chair will be auctioned off and the proceeds given to your least favourite charity. Dun dun DUN.
least favorite charity?... you mean... Mothers Against the Abuse and Murder of their First Borns? please don't. I'll make some guest art. I can change baby. She meant nothing to me.

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GreenCrayon wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:and also I just hit 100 posts. so i want my prize.
Do some guest art, and you might just get it.

Fail to do guest art in the allotted time, and your favourite chair will be auctioned off and the proceeds given to your least favourite charity. Dun dun DUN.
sorry to 2ble post, but i figure this wouldn't work as an edit from my last one... hopefully I am within crayon's "alloted time" with my guest comic, and if not... screw you guys.

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Awesome. Clearly my genetics are the funniest in this forum.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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That wasnt a joke dick-hole
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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i put the guest art up... so now i want my new title. hit me with ideas. something witty* like "perveyor of adequacy".

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ruotwocone wrote:"perveyor of adequacy"
Well, if it's not really witty* you're going for, how about:

"sock-puppet of the infinite"?

* Must... resist... obligatory... Tucker... insult...
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GreenCrayon wrote:Well, if it's not really witty* you're going for, how about:
"sock-puppet of the infinite"?
That'd do swell... and your reward for such a fine title is... Another Guest Art!!! hurrah!
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A title for Tucker, which I remember from a long while ago, I can't remember who said it though. could be:

"Master of the single Entendre"
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ruotwocone wrote:That'd do swell... and your reward for such a fine title is... Another Guest Art!!! hurrah!
That comic is pretty funny. Your first one is funnier, though. The second one was funny with the joke he told, but not so funny with the commentary thing on the bottom...but the joke was funny enough to make it an awesome comic.

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Simon. wrote:A title for Tucker, which I remember from a long while ago, I can't remember who said it though. could be:

"Master of the single Entendre"
now, before i agree without question... what does that word mean? and if anyone has any other suggestions for my title i would appreciate it... but please leave my mom out of this one... just for once... i promise if you do she won't get any skinnier and you can go back to making fun of her aain later
huh?

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tucker wrote:what does that word mean?
Well, the joke is less about that particular word (which I'm not sure is spelt correctly ) But the fact that it's a 'single', and not double. A double entendre is when something is said that has two meanings. I will think of a joke with one in it. (prior warning: this isn't very good).

So, a lady walks into a bar, and says to the barman, "I'd like a double entendre". So the barman gives her one.

Yep, that was the joke. Now if that doesn't really clear it up, you can be excused, it wasn't the most obvious example. So I will explain. Y'see, there are two meanings. 1) Give her one: A drink 2) Give her one: a reference to sex*. So it was a double entendre. Therefore, if you were to say a single entendre. It would have one meaning, and be in no way clever.

*Aren't I just so goddamn fucking polite?
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hawhaw1267 wrote:That comic is pretty funny. Your first one is funnier, though. The second one was funny with the joke he told, but not so funny with the commentary thing on the bottom...but the joke was funny enough to make it an awesome comic.
not funny enough for you eh?... then how about a Guest Comic Lightning Attack... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

now i get it, i like it... it's sassy
huh?

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Post by hawhaw1267 »

Wow, that was funny as hell. I'm sure if I was tucking my kid in for bed and he/she said, "Oh yeah, do me harder" I would smack him/her across her face! :x

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hawhaw1267 wrote:Wow, that was funny as hell. I'm sure if I was tucking my kid in for bed and he/she said, "Oh yeah, do me harder" I would smack him/her across her face! :x
so you're into the kinky* stuff huh?
*you know, cuz pedophelia is for sissies, but pedophelia and s&m, that's for real men :)

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