Chason!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:30 pm

Maybe he'll go public. I'd like a piece of an SMBC IPO.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:17 am

IPO?? whats an IPO? Is that a dumb question? maybe I know but its just not clicking as a certain person is intoxicated.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:36 am

TwoBuy wrote:Freelance usually doesn't mean doing the work for free...

TwoBuy wrote:Or does Zach now owe you several thousands in unpaid consulting fees?

He does now.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:27 am

IPO=Initial Public Offering (when stock for a company goes public). Though in Zach's case Itchy Pelvic Orifice might be more appropriate. However, if we use that definition I definately wouldn't "like a piece".

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:49 pm

Slightly back on the subject of Chason, I love him, and would like to see more of him.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:05 pm

yes, chason is king.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:28 pm

Jesster wrote:Slightly back on the subject of Chason, I love him, and would like to see more of him.

Personally, I'd rather see a bonus SMBC than another Chason.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:54 pm

TwoBuy wrote:Personally, I'd rather see a bonus SMBC than another Chason.

Another Chason? That would be ultra-awesome. The two of them could fight, and the winner would be declared the all-time Mega Chason.

Or they could room together, and their differences in personal habits could spawn a dozen stale sitcoms.

Or one could learn new skills and contribute to the knowledge of his fellow Chason.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:27 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:Or one could learn new skills and contribute to the knowledge of his fellow Chason.

Together they may even eclipse Chason's current knowledge of "the difference between XHTML and HTML" and pick up the difference between complex patterns like HTML verses HTLM or even master the sunday paper's "Find the Six Differences" strip.

Today the word jumble, tomorrow the world!

chason · Post by **chason** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:00 pm

man, you wankers really do love picking on a guy's resume even though it hasn't been updated in about a year cause he got the damn job he was applying for!

in any case, to enlighten a few dumbass americans (i'm texan, texas is not really part of your "Confederate States"):

1. Chason is not British

2. The battle between the two Chason's was already decided in 1999 in a three round contest testing our verbal, mental, and physical skill(z). I emerged victorious and the loser was forced to rename himself "Zach".

3. I am publically issuing a challenge to "Zacharius Weinerschnitzel". Come the time when we are forced to cohabitate, whether it be on a permenant basis or because you finally got your lazy ass down here to visit me, I will totally own you at Soul Calibur 2 on the platform of your choosing. Your l33t Ivy skills will not save you from the cunning yet beautiful Xianghua. The challenge can be moved to Soul Calibur 3 but only if there is an allowed 2 week training period. In any case, the loser will be forced to make a comic/artwork depicting the winner in all their glory, no sarcasm allowed.

apple564 · Post by **apple564** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:28 am

How does that idea sound to you? |)

Thangle · Post by **Thangle** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:06 am

Soul Calibur? Didn't one of the many times in the past that I visited your GWBush apartment that I managed to beat you by button mashing? Pshaw.

As soon as I'm not broke, I promise I'll donate to the ' keep zach alive' cause.

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