Comic #400

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:06 pm

Actually, even though the comic ID is #400, there is no comic #261, meaning that this is actually only the 399th comic. Check the archive, the list only goes to 399.

singtralala · Post by **singtralala** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:09 am

[cough] nerd! [/cough]

Post by **Sheriff Dani** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:17 am

Yeah, maybe Zach should make the REAL 400th comic about what a fantastic NERD you are. Or you know what? The real celebration is at comic # 399. That's just what I hear. So congratulations, Zach. You've hit 399. Noble and true, you have filled our lives with exactly 399 days of gruesome hilarity. May there be 399 more. Also, LordRetard's name? Fitting. That is all.

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:14 am

Actually, I think that now that he's made 400 comics, Zach should make comic #261. That would be classy!

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:39 am

TheyMightBeJason wrote:Zach should make comic #261.

Comic #261 was removed for being pure humour. I don't just mean it was funny; everyone that read it (including Zach himself) went irreparably insane, the funny too much for a human mind to comprehend. The Secret World Government (who are so important They capitalise any words They are associated with) ordered it removed and destroyed, but not before They Themselves had read it.

It was about this time that Billy Ray Cyrus released "Achy Breaky Heart", and the Secret World Government did nothing to stop him. In fact, a few of Them were reported to like the song, so deep was their madness.

Since that time, several terrible, world-changing events have all happened. Not the stuff you hear about in the news; oh no, the secret, important stuff. That's all been going on. And the Secret World Government has been batting for the wrong side. By which I mean evil.

You know those hotels that have popped up on almost every street corner, indoctrinating the youth element into celebrating Easter a couple of weeks early? No? Precisely. Invisible mind-washing hotels are only the beginning. You have been warned.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:03 pm

"Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart,
It might blow up an kill this man."

Actually, comic #261 is invisible.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:16 pm

I thought it was that the comic was so funny a man died of a heart attack and Zach was up for manslaughter charges. So he was forced to take it down, and it is now exhibit B in the investigation.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:20 pm

Jesster wrote:Actually, comic #261 is invisible.

No. I've recently been reminded by some friends in monochrome suits that Comic #261 was in the archive all along, but it was taken down for cleaning. Here it is.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:41 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
Comic #261 was removed for being pure humour. I don't just mean it was funny; everyone that read it (including Zach himself) went irreparably insane, the funny too much for a human mind to comprehend. The Secret World Government (who are so important They capitalise any words They are associated with) ordered it removed and destroyed, but not before They Themselves had read it.

It was about this time that Billy Ray Cyrus released "Achy Breaky Heart", and the Secret World Government did nothing to stop him. In fact, a few of Them were reported to like the song, so deep was their madness.

Since that time, several terrible, world-changing events have all happened. Not the stuff you hear about in the news; oh no, the secret, important stuff. That's all been going on. And the Secret World Government has been batting for the wrong side. By which I mean evil.

You know those hotels that have popped up on almost every street corner, indoctrinating the youth element into celebrating Easter a couple of weeks early? No? Precisely. Invisible mind-washing hotels are only the beginning. You have been warned.

IT'S TRUE! IT'S ALL TRUE!!! It's 1984...but changed to 2006! I hope I'm the one that hooks up with the hot chick, cuz that would rock!
Think about it, telescreens EVERYWHERE! NOTHING WILL BE SAFE! All because of the deletion of an SMBC comic...the Secret World Government is pure evil!

Post by **ZachWeiner** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:43 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
Jesster wrote:Actually, comic #261 is invisible.
No. I've recently been reminded by some friends in monochrome suits that Comic #261 was in the archive all along, but it was taken down for cleaning. Here it is.

This must be a bootleg copy. The real caption (like so many of my strips) was "FUCK YOU, MOTHER FUCKERS."

Although I usually replace this caption ultimately, it's still what I'm thinking every time I post a strip.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:22 pm

wiztoast wrote:This must be a bootleg copy.

Sorry to disagree, but I'm quite sure it's the real deal. I'm such a fan, I buy all the official SMBC strips, as well as bootlegs. This is my bootleg version.

Quite different, I'm sure you'll agree.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:35 pm

So uh, number of posts aside, I'm handing control of this forum back over to GreenCrayon. I think that's like 5 comics in one day. He's out-comicing even the most updated webcomics, and from the FORUM!

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:06 pm

TwoBuy wrote:So uh, number of posts aside, I'm handing control of this forum back over to GreenCrayon.

That's really nice of you, TwoBuy, but I've never felt we were in competition for the forum, more cooperating towards making it the place it is today. The drapes were your idea, the parking on the roof my idea; in the end it doesn't matter who did what. (And some could argue that it doesn't matter what I do, as you end up credited anyway.

)

Seriously, though, I just had a lot of time today*, that's why all the posts and comics, etc. The SMBC forum rocks as a collective; without everyone making it the place it is, it'd be nothing.

* Technically, I had no time to do these things today, and lots of other things I should be doing. That made it all the easier to not do the things I should have.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:13 pm

Sure, be all nice about it. See if I ever give you anything again. That's it, I'm taking the forum back.

All hail TwoBuy. Past, Present, and Future king of... thing.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:43 pm

TwoBuy wrote:All hail TwoBuy.

Like you hail a taxi? So, we just put our hand out, and you have to stop what you're doing and carry us places?

I think I'm going to enjoy you being king.