Lexicon!

[Laneth]

I wonder, is the Emayle Confirmation Bureau being written by someone? If not, I'd like to claim it for this round.

Wrote this in the Cyclopedia thread a couple of days ago to no response.

[Edminster]

My apologies for the tardiness, I was kidnapped by a troll to celebrate his Spawning Day. Apparently Troll birthdays are multi-day events, and this is the earliest I have been able to get back. As far as I know, nobody has claimed the Emayle Confirmation Bureau, so go ahead and write it. Deadline for entries is extended until Sunday, but turn 'F' will still begin at the regular time.

[Laneth]

So turn "F" begins at 00:00 20th March, and we are extended until Sunday 22nd 23:59?

Also - thanks for giving me ECB, and well done on escaping the Spawning Day 'celebrations'...I've only heard stories...

[Edminster]

Exactly. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to catch up on my Administration duties. Next time, I bring my laptop along so that I can do this while on the run.

[Edminster]

I just realised that I forgot to mention that we're on turn 'F' right now, with 'E' entries being accepted until UTC23.59 on Sunday.

[Lethal Interjection]

I just realised that I forgot to mention that we're on turn 'F' right now, with 'E' entries being accepted until UTC23.59 on Sunday.

I think you did mention it. Alas, my post is not ready, and I won't be around the internets until Sunday. I hope to finish my E post then, and then hopefully write an F one, because after that I work 7 straight and won't have much time for writing.

[Laneth]

Due to situations beyond my control, I will be bowing out of the Lexicon and possible the SMBC forum.
I really enjoy the atmosphere here, and the creative pursuit of the 'con, but I cannot keep up with this and the other commitments that are increasing their demand upon me daily.

Thanks for the friendshipness and stuff. And thanks for the Title. I bow out now.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Aw, that's a shame. Your input will be missed.
I hope you'll be able stick around the forum, though.

[Cirtur]

What? I liked Laneth, why does he have to leave?

[Edminster]

What? I liked Laneth, why does he have to leave?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Lethal Interjection]

I thought he touched himself because he liked Laneth?

[cheez.wiz]

And his liking smothered Laneth, who preferred to run while it was still time to.

It's all connected, see?

[Cirtur]

As people have said, I only touched myself for Laneth.

I can change, baby, really I can!

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

So... many... words...

This article isn't allegorical for anything, either, but ideally, it will help get us on the same page as far as what's "real" and what lives on the Inter-Net.
I hope you all like technobabble!

[Edminster]

OptDat117 series protocols for neuroactive datascape interfacing, neutroson-reactive polymers, persistent neutroson structures, dataspace-only existence immersion, biointegrated nanoscale neutroson controllers, neuroactive technology.

That's an impressive sample of technobabble. Now comes the time for Ed to integrate both this and Engineer Recruitment into the Timeline.

Apparently Twobuy was imprisoned by Zach all throughout the Server Rebalancing and the SMB Civil war, according to Lethal. That's over four decades! Zach must seriously have wanted his expertise.