Outlandia.... is that like the Forgotten Realms?

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:28 am

What time is your time right now, Buy hgh?

Post by **Buy hgh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:30 am

It's 12:30 p.m. now. Also, could you book me a ticket on the next plane out of China?

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:34 am

I don't think I'll be awake then... how about I meet you there in twenty-six minutes? I really need this if I'm gonna be tougher than LordPetard.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:38 am

Edminster wrote:LordPetard

Hey I SAW THAT. TOOL.

Hey, there are a LOT of chemicals in my body and I'm sure at least one of them makes me tough. BRING IT ON.

Post by **Buy hgh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:46 am

Edminster wrote:I don't think I'll be awake then... how about I meet you there in twenty-six minutes? I really need this if I'm gonna be tougher than LordPetard.

Hey, if you can make it Beijing with the money in hand, I don't mind it at all. I'll give you the extra-strength stuff too, since that other guy only bought the regular kind. It'll cost ya extra, though.

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:47 am

I'll see what I can do.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:06 am

Asshole you been HOLDING OUT ON ME? I'll KILL you you son of a bitch you would be dead if this were real life!

Post by **Buy hgh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:18 am

Also, I farted on the needles because you were very brusque and churlish to me over the phone.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:20 am

THAT'S BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.

Post by **Buy hgh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:24 am

There's never an excuse for rudeness. I don't need you. You need me and my awesome HGH. Don't forget that.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:25 am

Yeah but you gotta step me up if I'm gonna beat Ed! I NEED MY FIX.

Post by **Buy hgh** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:29 am

Alright, alright, don't get your knickers in a twist. Don't tell the other guy, but I have this new experimental stuff. It'll beef you up big time. That Edminster guy won't know what hit him.

Also, your balls shrivel up. But I wouldn't worry too much about that since you're already infertile from the last batch you bought from me.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:31 am

That's all right, I'm kind of glad because I don't want my kids to inherit my retardedism.

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