Sexy Darth Vader
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Re: Sexy Darth Vader
First thought? Not sexy. At all. I mean, if I wanted to have sex with a leather clad woman with an asthmatic voice, and something over her head obscuring her face, I'd pony up my 13 cents and find Tucker's mom.
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Re: Sexy Darth Vader
The neck is showing some skin. That is both Haram and not a faithful cosplay.
I give it a 2 out of 5.
I give it a 2 out of 5.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Sexy Darth Vader
My first thought was bad CG since she/he/it doesn't have the chest buttons in the middle picture. FAIL.
Second thought, where's the cape? His not HOT without the cape.
Third thought, I'm envisioning Ankin with his legs cut off at the end of the last movie (that crappy one, you might not remember it because it had little to remember). I called him 'Stumpy' after that, and I'm not into invalids.
Fourth thought, he has some strange growths on his chest. He should probably have them looked at.
Second thought, where's the cape? His not HOT without the cape.
Third thought, I'm envisioning Ankin with his legs cut off at the end of the last movie (that crappy one, you might not remember it because it had little to remember). I called him 'Stumpy' after that, and I'm not into invalids.
Fourth thought, he has some strange growths on his chest. He should probably have them looked at.
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Re: Sexy Darth Vader
Those pictures are so old, I can only imagine how much internet dust you had to wipe off of them.
Probably as old as this image:
Probably as old as this image:
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Re: Sexy Darth Vader
That is the antithesis of sexy. It's literally anti-sex, as in if you wear it, you're guaranteed not to have sex ever.
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Re: Sexy Darth Vader
Well if I had to choose between the two, I'd go Hello Kitty Vader for some smex. Because at least he doesn't look like he really really needs to go to the toilet but can't figure out how to get out of his skin tight latex suit. Not to mention... he seems less girly?
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