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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Sahan » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:48 pm

Is it great that I now have to check every post here to see who actually wrote it? Yes.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:45 am

Timness wrote:You just can't trust anyone these days.

You stupid fags.


It's funny because it is insensitive and another word for cigarettes.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Euclidthegreek » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:17 pm

It's Tiiiimmmneessss!

Or is it?

No seriously someone tell me because I don't have the powers to tell on my own.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby LordRetard » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:26 pm

Actually, you can. Look at his profile and you'll see he hasn't been here since he last posted and left. But who could it have been, then!
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Euclidthegreek » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:41 pm

Well it's certainly not Ahmet, Citur, Kimra, Sahan, Apocalyptus, Oldrac, LI, or Ed.

It must be the evil spirits. Yes, definitely evil spirits.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Edminster » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:48 am

I can tell you that it definitely isn't Citur, because we don't have anyone on this Forum by that name. It's also not mountainimage or Edminister, for similar reasons.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby LordRetard » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:36 am

I like how he doesn't suspect me. Even though I'm heavily implying it was me.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby FengharTheNord » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:37 am

Tricksy hobbitses
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:11 pm

I do not believe I have used my mod powers for a single thing.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Kimra » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:48 am

I'm far too lazy to use powers. I could have been born all X-Men like and I wouldn't use those powers, because then people would expect things from me. Erg. Who wants that?
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Sahan » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:49 am

Become evil and then they'll be grateful that you don't.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Kimra » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:53 am

Your manipulative tactics are quite sufficient. I shall do this as soon as I can be bothered.
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Re: the cigarettes

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:19 am

The trouble with becoming evil is that all the good guys with powers of their own start showing up looking for fights, and then you have to use your powers to make them go away. If you're going to go that route, I suggest you go to the trouble subjugating a lackey or two to deal with that sort of situation. It'll save you effort in the long run.
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